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Businessman Decapitates Himself in Sports Car Suicide

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Looks like he won't be paying the additional alimony.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,400221,00.html

British Businessman Decapitates Himself in Sports Car Suicide
Friday, August 08, 2008

In a grim attempt at revenge against his estranged wife, a British businessman committed suicide by decapitation in his Aston Martin sports car, the U.K.'s Daily Mail reported Friday.

According to the Mail, Gerald Mellin, 54, had been consumed with dark thoughts surrounding his 34-year-old wife's decision to leave him.

The day before his death, a court had granted Mirielle Mellin additional alimony, the Mail reported.

Following the decision, in the last contact with his wife, Mellin sent a text message reading, "Congratulations, XXX."

The businessman then reportedly tied one end of a rope he kept in his Aston Martin convertible to a tree and wrapped the other end of it around his neck as he sat in the driver's seat. He then drove the car at a high speed onto a busy road, forcing other drivers to witness his violent suicide, the Mail said.

Phillip Rogers, the coroner assigned to the case, ruled the cause of death as decapitation.

"I'm satisfied this was a deliberate attempt by Mr. Mellin to kill himself."

 
That's so sad. 🙁

His wife sounds like a real piece of fucking shit. But 20 years apart...? That's too far apart.
 
Originally posted by: weadjust


Phillip Rogers, the coroner assigned to the case, ruled the cause of death as decapitation.

Do they really need a coroner's opinion in this case? I would be annoyed if I was a coroner and they called me to the scene just for that...

 
Originally posted by: TehMac
That's so sad. 🙁

His wife sounds like a real piece of fucking shit. But 20 years apart...? That's too far apart.

54 / 2 + 7 = 34.

:Q
 
Originally posted by: ric1287
definitely would have spent all my money beforehand to make sure the wife didn't get shit

He did.
The inquest in Swansea heard that after her husband's death she discovered he had cancelled a life insurance policy which would have paid out to her.

She said: 'He ran up an extortionate amount of debt. I've got to sell the farmhouse now, just to pay the debts.'

The full story is here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...e-revenge-ex-wife.html
 
Originally posted by: JLee
Originally posted by: TehMac
That's so sad. 🙁

His wife sounds like a real piece of fucking shit. But 20 years apart...? That's too far apart.

54 / 2 + 7 = 34.

:Q

hahahahahahahahahahaha, still....20 years apart now matter how mathematically calc'd is just not acceptable.


EDIT: And his wife looks like a real wise and beautiful woman, and he racked up all these debts and canceled his life insurance.


PWNED.
 
Originally posted by: weadjust
"I'm satisfied this was a deliberate attempt by Mr. Mellin to kill himself."
not necessarily... maybe he was just trying to pull out a loose tooth and accidentally tied the rope around his head instead of the tooth.
"i want to make sure the whole thing comes out... this oughta do the trick!"
 
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
How is it sad? Sure the alimony thing was "sad". But the suicide fuckin rocked!

When anybody is so desperate to end their life that they take themselves out in such a terrible flash, it is sad.

However you view it, humans are meant to live to their full capacity, and only humans to a large extent understand this, yet ignore it.
 
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
How is it sad? Sure the alimony thing was "sad". But the suicide fuckin rocked!

When anybody is so desperate to end their life that they take themselves out in such a terrible flash, it is sad.

However you view it, humans are meant to live to their full capacity, and only humans to a large extent understand this, yet ignore it.
i'm not saying i'd commit suicide but, when i'm finally gone, i want it to be because of something freakishly memorable. people will be asking each other "omg! did you hear what happened to obidon???"
 
Originally posted by: Savij
Originally posted by: ric1287
definitely would have spent all my money beforehand to make sure the wife didn't get shit

He did.
The inquest in Swansea heard that after her husband's death she discovered he had cancelled a life insurance policy which would have paid out to her.

She said: 'He ran up an extortionate amount of debt. I've got to sell the farmhouse now, just to pay the debts.'

The full story is here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...e-revenge-ex-wife.html

hahahah, yes. He is truly awesome then: fucked over the bitch wife, and didn't hurt anyone by killing himself

:thumbsup:
 
Tie piano wire around your neck and attach to seat. Remove all slack. Crash into building and slice your own head off.
 
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: TehMac
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Boy, he showed her. 😕

Judging by her pic, he did show her. She looked pretty pissed off. Serves her right.

Except he's dead.

Well, I don't like it, but he had a warped mind and a warped life at that point. I don't believe in suicide, but I do feel a bit of pity...then again I pity a lot of people.

Whatever.
 
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