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Mill

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: DoubleL
Subject: Robotic Bartender




Subject: Robotic Bartender

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, What's your IQ?
The man replied, 130.


So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, This is really cool.


Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, What's your IQ? The man responded, 100.
So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.


The man thought to himself, Wow, this is really cool.


A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
him, What's your IQ? The man replied, 70.


The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?"

The studies I've seen show that the more educated you are, the more likely you are to be a Democrat. I would guess there's some coorelation between education and IQ.

Heh, I find that statement pretty funny and in need of serious facts to back it up.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: DoubleL
Subject: Robotic Bartender




Subject: Robotic Bartender

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, What's your IQ?
The man replied, 130.


So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, This is really cool.


Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, What's your IQ? The man responded, 100.
So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.


The man thought to himself, Wow, this is really cool.


A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
him, What's your IQ? The man replied, 70.


The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?"
Hmm.. what a silly question to ask of Bush!
 

Mill

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: nutxo


Don't most welfare recipients claim to be liberal?

wouldn't you vote for whoever was giving you the most money?

Republicans haven't exactly been falling over themselves to cut social spending...

The Welfare reform in the 90's by the Rep Congress?? I wouldn't confuse Bush's spending on Homeland Security and Education as welfare spending. Reps want to fix/privatize Social Security? I'm fairly moderate when it comes to most things, but the Rep bashing is just out of hand. The democrats are guilty as sin as well.
 

XZeroII

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Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: BDawg
Originally posted by: DoubleL
Subject: Robotic Bartender




Subject: Robotic Bartender

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, What's your IQ?
The man replied, 130.


So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, This is really cool.


Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, What's your IQ? The man responded, 100.
So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.


The man thought to himself, Wow, this is really cool.


A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
him, What's your IQ? The man replied, 70.


The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?"

The studies I've seen show that the more educated you are, the more likely you are to be a Democrat. I would guess there's some coorelation between education and IQ.

Heh, I find that statement pretty funny and in need of serious facts to back it up.

I would have to agree with Mill. I searched google and found no studies, so I am interested which studies you are talking about.

IMO, IQ has ZERO correlation with your political party. If it did, I would suspect that people with high IQ's would not have an affiliation with any political party.