Bush Jokes About the "Fainting Incident"

[Spooner]

CNN article

"If my mother is listening, mother, I should have listened to you: Always chew your pretzels before you swallow."
There are a lot of Clinton jokes in this quote

 

[iamshady]

Not to flame our president, but he shouldn't try to inhale his food, they spend millions on protecting his butt every year. Don't do the terrorists' job for them W.

 

[Spooner]

Dude, it wasn't a pretzel.

Has was drinking a few too many watching football... nothing to be ashamed of, although the shiner left on his face is quite humorous.

 

[Pastore]

<< Dude, it wasn't a pretzel. >>



and where do you get your information?

 

[Tominator]

" He was out for 4 seconds...luckily it was the same 4 seconds Cheny was concious..." LOL!

 

[NFS4]

<< " He was out for 4 seconds...luckily it was the same 4 seconds Cheny was concious..." LOL! >>


But nobody knows where Cheney is...he's in an "undisclosed location"

 

[jbod]

Another stupid repost of the same hypocritical fools trying to make it sound like Bush is a drunk. It's the same tired story you all keep going back to. It's pretty pathetic.

 

[halik]

well for once the pretzel thing seems bit far fetched. I mean who passes out from choking on a pretzel. Plus supposedly hes was sitting on a char and im positive the fall wouldnt hurt him so much.

 

[Robert01]

<< well for once the pretzel thing seems bit far fetched. I mean who passes out from choking on a pretzel. Plus supposedly hes was sitting on a char and im positive the fall wouldnt hurt him so much. >>

Supposedly when he choked he fell on the floor. The impact dislodged the pretzel.

 

[jbod]

They said it was a pretzel stimulating the Vagus Nerve in his throat, it's entirely possible. It could happen if were taking a crap on the toilet. Now you know that crapping can be dangerous.

 

[jbod]

I don't believe it was in his larynx but rather his pharynx.

 

[Spooner]

hey, jbod, settle down.....

a) it's not a repost. I just wanted to post that quote from this morning's article
b) the "drunk" thing is half in jest... so don't get all bent out of shape