Bush declares self emperor of Earth? ;)

daniel1113

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Originally posted by: BaliBabyDoc
He's talking about his own little world of delusions where God speaks to him.

Of course, you don't think God could actually speak to someone. All those people must be crazy...
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BaliBabyDoc

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I believe God speaks to everyone . . . but in my opinion the god that's telling Osama to kill Americans is the same god telling Bush he's on a sanctified mission . . . I think the Romans called him Mars while the Greeks prefer Ares.
 

Bowfinger

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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Of course, you don't think God could actually speak to someone. All those people must be crazy...
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Not all of them. Just the ones that think God told them to kill other people.

 

daniel1113

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Originally posted by: Bowfinger
Originally posted by: daniel1113
Of course, you don't think God could actually speak to someone. All those people must be crazy...
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Not all of them. Just the ones that think God told them to kill other people.

...or, to defend innocent people...
 

Bowfinger

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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Originally posted by: Bowfinger
Originally posted by: daniel1113
Of course, you don't think God could actually speak to someone. All those people must be crazy...
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Not all of them. Just the ones that think God told them to kill other people.
...or, to defend innocent people...
No, no, no. They aren't crazy. They are liberals. It's not the same at all.
 

BaliBabyDoc

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It's amazing the love affair people have with virtue . . . "defending the innocent" . . . I wonder why they always leave off the caveat . . . "defending the innocent . . . that we consider worthy of defending."
 

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the world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership

kinda sounds like that computer in the Forbin Project.....
what was its name?
the russian computer was named Colossus..
 

Bowfinger

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
the world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership

kinda sounds like that computer in the Forbin Project.....
what was its name?
the russian computer was named Colossus..
The U.S. computer was Colossus. The Soviet computer was Guardian.

Haven't read that in ages. I'll have to dig it out.
 

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Baby:

God is out bowling with her league. She's working on her 7-10 split....

-Robert
 

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Thats not god Bush Hears in his head, Its the remains of cocain abuse mixed with a little acid and Jim Beam.


Its good that the bible got dubya off of his addictions, I just wish he had some better reading comprehension skills before he read it. Because he missed alot of it.
 

Ldir

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Originally posted by: smashp
Thats not god Bush Hears in his head, Its the remains of cocain abuse mixed with a little acid and Jim Beam.


Its good that the bible got dubya off of his addictions, I just wish he had some better reading comprehension skills before he read it. Because he missed alot of it.

He did not read it. It is too biased. Cheney and Rumsfeld told him the important parts.
 

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Originally posted by: Ldir
Originally posted by: smashp
Thats not god Bush Hears in his head, Its the remains of cocain abuse mixed with a little acid and Jim Beam.


Its good that the bible got dubya off of his addictions, I just wish he had some better reading comprehension skills before he read it. Because he missed alot of it.

He did not read it. It is too biased. Cheney and Rumsfeld told him the important parts.

ROFL! :D
 

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Originally posted by: BaliBabyDoc
It's amazing the love affair people have with virtue . . . "defending the innocent" . . . I wonder why they always leave off the caveat . . . "defending the innocent . . . that we consider worthy of defending."

But in the Bible everyone is equal!
God said so! Has to be true.
 

gistech1978

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Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: BaliBabyDoc
It's amazing the love affair people have with virtue . . . "defending the innocent" . . . I wonder why they always leave off the caveat . . . "defending the innocent . . . that we consider worthy of defending."

But in the Bible everyone is equal!
God said so! Has to be true.

no no no the bible merely gives advice, its up to the reader to choose to heed it or not.

clearly bush chooses to omit some of the lessons they "learnt" in the bible.

it would also take some sort of rational, independent thought. we all know hes not capable of anything that complex.