Bus hits airport overpass in Miami... holy crap look at the size of that woman!

[JulesMaximus]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57556605/bus-hits-miami-airport-overpass-1-dead/#postComments

 

[Dirigible]

The goggles!

 

[Jodell88]

That's a whale, not a woman.

 

[Anubis]

why was there a manatee on the bus?

 

[Slew Foot]

Diabeetus

 

[Harrod]

I've got a friend who is a firefighter that responded to a call where a lady had fallen and couldn't get up in a 2nd story apartment. This woman was so big that they couldn't fit her on the gurney and they had to load her onto the canvas tarp they used to shield the hoses on the truck from the weather with. He said when he walked into the room his supervisor took one look at the naked chick and then said, "Bridges your up"* and turned around and walked out of the room. He said that it would have been alittle more funny had the woman not died later.

*Name changed to protect the guys job.

 

[KaOTiK]

She doesn't look tall enough to hit an overpass

 

[dennilfloss]

Poor lady looks like a drumstick on a plate.

 

[mmntech]

Oh the humanity.

 

[Sluggo]

She doesn't look tall enough to hit an overpass

Came in for this.

 

[Pardus]

 

[Baked]

Oh the huge manatee.

FTFY. We're all gonna die from making jokes about this poor poor woman.

 

[cyclistca]

That not a lady that's jabba the hut

 

[lxskllr]

After getting her on the gurney, and strapped in, I'd bend over, and whisper gently in her ear "I fuckin' hate you", then walk away :^D

 

[IGBT]

get the fork lift. I'll bet she's hungry.

 

[AmdEmAll]

So im going to assume the driver died?

 

[olds]

So im going to assume the driver died?

Probably as that lady was eating him.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

That not a lady that's jabba the hut

That's no moon, it's a fat ass woman.

 

[Fingolfin269]

Are we sure the bus hit an overpass or did that woman fall on top of the bus?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Why are they carrying the bus away on a stretcher rather than using a tow truck?

 

[dmcowen674]

So im going to assume the driver died?

RTFA

Driver was fine. Drivers seat sits low.

Two women were killed in the first two seats.

 

[lxskllr]

RTFA

Driver was fine. Drivers seat sits low.

Two women were killed in the first two seats.

I finally read the article...

The large, white bus was too tall for the 8-foot-6-inch entrance to the arrivals area, said airport spokesman Greg Chin.

Ya think? Why would a driver even attempt that?! It's not like that was even close to fitting. I wouldn't have tried it in my old van with my boat on top, much less a bus.

 

[Charlie98]

Well... you know Whale Woman is going to be set for life after she finds a hungry shark shyster lawyer to sue the bus company. That bus company better have every 'i' dotted and every 't' crossed as far as DOT regs go (not likely... been there...) or they are going to get bent over... besides the obvious idiocy of the driver.

 

[bigrash]

Hahaha at all the comments.

 

[zerocool84]

That's no moon, it's a fat ass woman.

That's no woman, it's a space station.