Burrito Kickstarter

[l0cke]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1613730240/graphing-the-deliciousness-of-a-chicken-burrito?ref=discovery

Guy asks for $8 to buy a burrito from Chipotle. Right now he's at $332 with 25 days left.

Is this the best Kickstarter ever?

 

[Red Squirrel]

lmao, that's awesome.

 

[l0cke]

It's up to $720. This is getting insane.

 

[zerocool84]

It's a shame their food isn't that good.

 

[I Saw OJ]

It's a shame their food isn't that good.

Blasphemer!!

 

[sandorski]

Hilarious.

 

[Printer Bandit]

pledged $1.

 

[soulcougher73]

Thanks guys for keeping the money coming in. Planning my Euro trip with this money

 

[xanis]

This is amazing.

 

[rudeguy]

damn it

Now I want a burrito

 

[rudeguy]

he's up to $740

 

[gorcorps]

Blasphemer!!

Be nice... he got abused by a burrito in his childhood and now his snatch gets irritated every time somebody mentions chipotle. A side effect of the condition is that every time he feels irritation he also posts a message here, in case we forgot how mentioning chipotle makes him feel.

Long story short, it's not his fault he's broken and he'd like us all to be a little more sensitive to what he has to live with.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get me a mother f'in burrito

 

[surfsatwerk]

Rice in my burrito... if I wanted rice I'd be at the Chinese take-out place down the street.

 

[Fox5]

Wow, kickstarter shouldn't have approved this!

 

[dougp]

Be nice... he got abused by a burrito in his childhood and now his snatch gets irritated every time somebody mentions chipotle. A side effect of the condition is that every time he feels irritation he also posts a message here, in case we forgot how mentioning chipotle makes him feel.

Long story short, it's not his fault he's broken and he'd like us all to be a little more sensitive to what he has to live with.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get me a mother f'in burrito

Eh, Chipotle sucks - blasphemy is not having refried beans and calling yourself Mexican or Tex-Mex food.

Also, this is a genius marketing scheme - have people pay to advertise for you!

 

[QueBert]

Wow, kickstarter shouldn't have approved this!

It's for one of the worst "food" places ever, of course they shouldn't have approved this.

 

[jhbball]

It's for one of the worst "food" places ever, of course they shouldn't have approved this.

Yeah, mostly-fresh ingredients hardly qualify as food!

 

[zinfamous]

It's for one of the worst "food" places ever, of course they shouldn't have approved this.

and you have terrible taste in everything. not shocking.

 

[zinfamous]

Yeah, mostly-fresh ingredients hardly qualify as food!

OMG! They get their pork from one farmer! what terrible people!

 

[B-Riz]

I think this guy has won the internet this year, nothing left to see, move along.

 

[smackababy]

I don't see this getting completed.

I also think Chipotle is fairly mediocre. It isn't awful, but it isn't the end of all burritos that some people make it out to be. I don't mind them (and their Tabasco sauce is boss), but I'd rather something else. I suppose for $7 or so, it is a lot of calories. Good deal there.

 

[QueBert]

Yeah, mostly-fresh ingredients hardly qualify as food!

Fresh is great, but it and taste don't always go hand in hand. My neighbor grows Tomatoes, I tasted one fresh off the vine and they absolutely sucked. Congrats to Chipotle for using somewhere around 60% "fresh" and "GMO free" shit in their food. It doesn't mean it still isn't bland and crappy.

 

[smackababy]

Fresh is great, but it and taste don't always go hand in hand. My neighbor grows Tomatoes, I tasted one fresh off the vine and they absolutely sucked. Congrats to Chipotle for using somewhere around 60% "fresh" and "GMO free" shit in their food. It doesn't mean it still isn't bland and crappy.

I forgot just how much less bland Taco Bell was...

 

[yhelothar]

Fresh is great, but it and taste don't always go hand in hand. My neighbor grows Tomatoes, I tasted one fresh off the vine and they absolutely sucked. Congrats to Chipotle for using somewhere around 60% "fresh" and "GMO free" shit in their food. It doesn't mean it still isn't bland and crappy.

Nah you just suck at making a good burrito. Tip: Don't fill your burrito up with lettuce and rice and expect it to not come out bland.

 

[QueBert]

Nah you just suck at making a good burrito. Tip: Don't fill your burrito up with lettuce and rice and expect it to not come out bland.

There's nothing not bland there, meat? sucks, beans? they don't even offer re-fried beans. Whole beans in a burrito is a fucking travisty and should be punishable by death. They could at least offer them, but that would be too logical. Rice? It's not even Spanish rice. Sauces? Pathetic. There's no combination of anything from that place that can lead to a non bland burrito. Of course people will proclaim it's delicious and one of the best burritos around. I assume this has a lot to do with the marketing team beating the "fresh" and "GMO free" and "locally grown" bullshit into peoples heads.

The Placebo effect's definitely strong with Chipotle Mexicant Grill.