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Burps vs. Farts

just depends on how bad you need to do either one

they can be equally satisfying if you are feeling unwell because of the need to
 
I'd say burp, but then there are those times when a fart gives you just enough internal space to give you time to find a toilet in the nick of time.
 
Burp all the way for me. Always feel better after one.


Although, when I have that 'fart every step you take' thing going, I just get a great sense of satisfaction that I'm the only one who knows what's happening.
 
Farts win every time, well except when there was a small quantity off loose poo in the way you didn't know about.
 
burps are always satisfying but rarely am I so congested down there that a fart is satisfying, it's usually just a way of getting coworkers out of my cube.
 
Most satisfying? Standing at the trough urinal at the tavern, doing that plus options one and two and a nice scratch. That is the definition of relief.
<---------ex-drinker
 
burp no contest. my stomach would never get so full of shit that a fart becomes satisfying. unless it's in an elevator.
 
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