Burps vs. Farts

LumbergTech

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just depends on how bad you need to do either one

they can be equally satisfying if you are feeling unwell because of the need to
 

rpanic

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I'd say burp, but then there are those times when a fart gives you just enough internal space to give you time to find a toilet in the nick of time.
 

Spooner

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Originally posted by: MovingTarget
fart fart lolz.

Where is the option for both simultaneously?

why stop there? add in a sneeze and an ejaculation and go for the quadfecta! :D
 

irishScott

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Fart. In the rare case that I actually get gas, the painful shit is typically in the large intestine. :p
 

ConstipatedVigilante

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Burp all the way for me. Always feel better after one.


Although, when I have that 'fart every step you take' thing going, I just get a great sense of satisfaction that I'm the only one who knows what's happening.
 

OUCaptain

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Farts win every time, well except when there was a small quantity off loose poo in the way you didn't know about.
 

zebano

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burps are always satisfying but rarely am I so congested down there that a fart is satisfying, it's usually just a way of getting coworkers out of my cube.
 

skyking

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Most satisfying? Standing at the trough urinal at the tavern, doing that plus options one and two and a nice scratch. That is the definition of relief.
<---------ex-drinker