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Burnt the crap out of my mouth

onlyCOpunk

onlyCOpunk

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Was at a Christmas party, and someone brought out some dip fresh from the oven. Of course my judgement was a little lapsed, and I dove right in. Now the roof my mouth is burnt to hell.

Anyone know any methods or tricks to help it heal faster?
 
I burnt the hell out of the roof of my mouth after getting the siphon started while making homebrew. Took about a week to heal, it really sucked. Just give it time.
 
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
I tried some on toast this morning, it wasn't the best.
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You shouldn't wipe your boyfriend's ass, after anal, with toast. And then consume it. Bad for your health they say.
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omg you're so funny! and fwiw we use waterbased lubricants
 
Look up DGL Licorice, it supposedly helps promote the protective mucous production in the stomach and maybe it'd help? There's nothing specific I've read about it, at least not scientific studies, so, it'd be a gamble that even if it did work you probably wouldn't be able to prove it. IE, if it improves healing time by 10% would you know? Nope.

If it's still painful, you could try something like Kanka or Ambesol or Chloraseptic.
 
use some choloroseptic to keep it num for the first couple days when pain will still be a factor, after that just let it heal; that skin is about the fastest growing of the body.
 
Originally posted by: jiggahertz
I burnt the hell out of the roof of my mouth after getting the siphon started while making homebrew. Took about a week to heal, it really sucked. Just give it time.
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You siphon from your brew pot to the fermenter? I just pour it in.
 
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
I tried some on toast this morning, it wasn't the best.
Click to expand...

You shouldn't wipe your boyfriend's ass, after anal, with toast. And then consume it. Bad for your health they say.
Click to expand...

omg you're so funny! and fwiw we use waterbased lubricants
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Either way, maybe you shouldn't get crap in your mouth to begin with.
 
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
I tried some on toast this morning, it wasn't the best.
Click to expand...

You shouldn't wipe your boyfriend's ass, after anal, with toast. And then consume it. Bad for your health they say.
Click to expand...

omg you're so funny! and fwiw we use waterbased lubricants
Click to expand...

Either way, maybe you shouldn't get crap in your mouth to begin with.
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2 boys 1 cup?
 
Originally posted by: Adam8281
Originally posted by: jiggahertz
I burnt the hell out of the roof of my mouth after getting the siphon started while making homebrew. Took about a week to heal, it really sucked. Just give it time.
Click to expand...

You siphon from your brew pot to the fermenter? I just pour it in.
Click to expand...

Yeah, but use water from now on to get the siphon started.
 
I recommend using a strong base to cure such ailments. Anything with a high concentration of sodium hydroxide will work wonders for your injury. NaOH. Good for you. Good for me. Good for everyone.
 
First few months are the worst but don't worry, 6 months from now you'll laugh it off telling the story to your friends.
 
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