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Burial in Tibet-major WTF

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Do you ever think as a hearse goes by,
that you may be the next to die?
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box,
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes,
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead.​
 
I suppose that's fine for the Tibetans, but there's just something wrong with the concept of living your life only to end up as vulture shit.
 
I think its pretty cool. The only thing I'd want is trained vultures so that I could dictate in my will who I wanted to be shit on after I'm digested. I just don't know who or what I'm gonna hate when I die.
 
BoomerD said:
I suppose that's fine for the Tibetans, but there's just something wrong with the concept of living your life only to end up as vulture shit.
yes, worm poop is clearly better.

I concur. What difference does it make really? At least the carcass is being put to good use, at a cost of a gallon of gas to get out to the hills and back.
 
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