There's no birds in space, doofus.
true. But we don't have to waste any space.
If they get caught in the earth's gravity well, they just burn up on entry.
Hey, that'd be a neat way to go. Just store bodies in a large freezer until there are enough for a space cargo launch, take them to LEO, dump them, and tell the relatives of the bodies the day, date, and coordinates of said dump.
And do it at night.
Watch as your deceased loved ones enter the atmosphere, for the last time and most likely the first time, and watch them cremate themselves!
I'd sign my body up for that.
Hell, I'd sign my body up for vultures too. I really could not give a shit. Considering I'd be dead, how and or why would I possibly care?
Burying the dead just seems so... ridiculous and wrong. How the hell did we come up with that? Seriously.
What do the Brits do? They have a large population and relatively little land that isn't being used. Is cremation quite popular there?