Burglar gets stabbed in the ass with a Fence

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Surprise episiotomies FTL.

Alright, I had to look up that word in the dictionary.

So nature gave rise to these damn huge brains, and skulls that aren't really all that flexible.

-"Great, there's this huge, brainy thing developing in the womb. That should be ok, right?"

"Yeah, I guess........but, how is it going to get out of there?"

-"..."

"That's what I thought. Just push it to market, I'm sure it'll be fine."

Perineum's are overrated anyway.

 

[BW86]

o god...

 

[The Boston Dangler]

do not want

 

[Jeff7]

I would like to apologize for this. Sort of.



Fencing: Ur doin it wrong!

 

[Fayd]

rofl.

reminds me more of that toreador that got his ass impaled on one of the bull's horns.

 

[tboo]

Ouch.

He is going to be pooping in a bag for the rest of his life.

 

[NFS4]

Do you see what happens, Larry, WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

 

[darkxshade]

The fence could've at least bought him dinner before fucking him like that. 😛

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: mryellow2
Reminds me of the story about that guy who jumped out a window and spiked his head onto a metal fence.

Not for the squeamish or faint of heart -

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/headless.html

HOLY FUCK

 

[Leros]

I wonder if his impalement well get him a lesser sentence.

 

[RGN]

"just like a bad night in prison with a tattooed guy named Manuel"


LMAO

 

[Juddog]

Woah... I'm glad I finished eating my lunch before reading this thread.

 

[ric1287]

I like when media outlets use "unlucky" instead of "fucking stupid"

 

[BrownTown]

Originally posted by: ric1287
I like when media outlets use "unlucky" instead of "fucking stupid"

well TBH anyone could slip and fall on a fencepost while climbing it like that. I climbed alot of fences when I was younger and while I never impaled my ass I certainly got several bad cuts and stuff. Just takes one wrong slip and you can REALLY hurt yourself even in simple stuff.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: BrownTown

Originally posted by: ric1287
I like when media outlets use "unlucky" instead of "fucking stupid"

well TBH anyone could slip and fall on a fencepost while climbing it like that. I climbed alot of fences when I was younger and while I never impaled my ass I certainly got several bad cuts and stuff. Just takes one wrong slip and you can REALLY hurt yourself even in simple stuff.

Well sure. Anyone could slip on it. But how many people are going to need to be climbing over a spiky fence in the first place? 😉

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
"impaled" is the word. Reddit is the source.

No... I think "sodomized" is the better word.

 

[Twista]

:brokenheart: