Bunch of southern jokes

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geno

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Oh no, I'm offended. Please don't resort to racial remarks...you might hurt my feelings...
 

warcleric

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The point being, you call people rednecks, it is no different than calling an african american a n* or calling a mexican a w*, so whether you intended to start an argument or not, you did, and the fact that you dont think you did anything bad, by throwing out deragatory slang, just shows your ignorance.
 

Rio Rebel

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You just can't reason with some people.

Go ahead, geno, be ignorant and discriminatory. I've done all I can do for you.
 

geno

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There's a big difference. Ever see Jeff Foxworty and his ever-famous &quot;You might be a Redneck&quot;? Do you think you'll ever see &quot;You might be a N*****&quot;? or &quot;You might be a Jew&quot;? Thought not. It's just plain facts as well my man, you want to talk about how there's so much money in the south - fine, I'm not doubting you. But I read somewhere that a whole 10% of the US's population lives in trailer parks. Where do you think the majority of that %10 lives? I'd be willing to bet they're centralized in the south. Nothing wrong with that - just different lifestyles, plain and simple. But it's a dead fact that the common kind of lifestyle down there is much much different than it is in most other places.
 

geno

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Rio - I'm not ignorant or discriminitory at all. I'm white and I hang out with nothing but minorities, it's who I blend with, I'm the most non-racial person I know. Whether what thedarkwolf posted is true or not - it was still funny. It's the same if blonde jokes were posted - I'm sure that the ratio of dumb blondes is the same as the ratio of dumb brunettes - but they're still funny. Piss and moan all you want, I actually agree with you to some extent.
 

warcleric

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genocide: you are an idiot, keep believing your vast generalizations, with absolutly no facts to back them up. Hell you have probably never been outside that slum of a city you call home. Hanging out with minorities sure hasnt helped your closed mindedness any..maybe you should start hanging out with someone educated.
 

geno

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Hey warcleric - where do I live? Could you please tell me? I'd love to know how you can tell whether where I live is in the slums or not.



<< Hanging out with minorities sure hasnt helped your closed mindedness any..maybe you should start hanging out with someone educated >>


I'm close-minded because I found the jokes funny? I'd like to know where I made fun of anyone in the south - or where I said it's ok to generalize everyone in the south as a Redneck. Please tell me, because you seem to think I did somewhere.
 

warcleric

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Close enough to Boston to smell that harbor! But then you can smell it for 100 miles in any direction so I guess that doesnt narrow it down much.
 

warcleric

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Didnt say you did, I said the city of Boston is a slum in its entirity, and I have had the misfortune of having to spend extended periods of time there, so I am not just guessing on this. The only point I am trying to make to you here, is that the term redneck is deragatory to everyone in the south. Much the same as other racial slurs. So quit using it and acting like you did nothing wrong.
 

perry

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I'm from the south (lived here in Georgia 13 of my 22 years + 7 more if you consider Maryland south with the Mason-Dixon line) and I found the jokes funny. That's what they were -- jokes. You know, funny... Hahah.. Lighten up folks.
 

warcleric

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Yeah I am not bothered by the jokes at all, I am bothered when people start spewing out un-funny slurs and generalizations, that arent at all satirical.
 

geno

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but warcleric - I never generalized anyone in the south as being rednecks. I don't know where you got this idea, but I never made any gross generalizations. The label &quot;redneck&quot; can be applied to certain people IMO, but I'd never be dumb enough to say that everyone in the south is a redneck. *That's* ignorance, something I don't believe I displayed. Using it to describe an entire population is discriminatory, I agree. But the state of being a redneck or a hick does exist. Did I ever imply this was bad? No - so why is it such an awful thing in your eyes? And I hardly think the term is racial, seeing as how southerners are just as American as anyone else who was born here... Funny how you managed to slip that one in there.

Let me give a small example here. Let's take the term &quot;bum&quot; (as in homeless). Someone can be homeless, and labeled a bum. Now let's say I took that term and applied it to an entire group, lets say I said everyone who lives in a trailer park is a bum even when that's not true. See the difference here? I never made a generalization.
 

warcleric

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genocide: that is BS, that is a cop out and you know it. The term in itself is a generalization, and it is offensive. As much as calling an african american a ni*. I am through with this conversation. You just stick to your ignorance and prejudice. If you ever make it this way be sure to look me up, if you have the guts.
 

geno

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Wow - sure made a bad guy out of me. I stated plain facts but you seemed to take offense to them - whatever.



<< The term in itself is a generalization >>


It can't be a generalization unless it's applied to a group of people. I reiterate: I never said everyone in the south lived the &quot;redneck&quot; lifestyle. But there are people out there that can be classified as a redneck, plain and simple. There's nothing wrong with it - it's just the same as if I labeled someone rich or middle class.
 

warcleric

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genocide: ack, you made me come back, what part of this dont you understand? Do you think that if you said the n-word in front of clarence thomas or colin powell that they would not be offended? By your definition it obviously doesnt apply to them, because you didnt say all african americans are n******, so it should be ok right? Think about it, that is all I ask.
 

UWDawg

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I grew up in Lake Ponchatrain, La. Those jokes were Hilarious. Com'n people lighten up.
 

UnixFreak

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what gets me is the people who say all southerners are dumb and racist.. and dont even realize how ignorant that makes them look... pretty funny if you ask me, and I am a yank..
 

UnixFreak

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what gets me is the people who say all southerners are dumb and racist.. and dont even realize how ignorant that makes them look... pretty funny if you ask me, and I am a yank..
 

classy

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I think most of you guys are younger than me. I am 33 by the way :). But, you have to lighten up. This thread has went astray again. There are stereo types about every race and color and while most are not true they are funny. When something is said in fun in should be taken in fun. You guys are going to look and grow &quot;old&quot; quick if you don't learn to laugh. Let me give you some advice. If you really want to cross the racial lines learn to laugh. Now suppose I a got offended when something is kinda funky people call it ghetto. Man me and my wife would never make it without laughing at racial things. We're coming up on 5 years and we're happy. Lighten up sheesh.
 

warcleric

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classy: wow you are old! heh I turn 30 this year, but I wholeheartedly agree with you, the only reason I didnt think they were funny is because I have heard them all 100 times. The jokes didnt offend me.
 

geno

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Yeah, I never labeled anyone or said I hated the south, but if the word &quot;Redneck&quot; is so awful, maybe I should watch how I use it from now on. At least I can say I walked away from this thread with something :)
 

cxim

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>> But I read somewhere that a whole 10% of the US's population lives in trailer parks. Where do you think the majority of that %10 lives? I'd be willing to bet they're centralized in the south. Nothing wrong with that - just different lifestyles, plain and simple. But it's a dead fact that the common kind of lifestyle down there is much much different than it is in most other places. <<

Talking about whaco ... Thousands of trailers here in Fl... most filled with Yanks...

Lifestyle is different in the South ?? sure it is...

Think I will load up me pickup &amp; go lynch a few undesirables ...
 

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<< what gets me is the people who say all southerners are dumb and racist.. and dont even realize how ignorant that makes them look... pretty funny if you ask me, and I am a yank.. >>



Unixfreak hit the nail on the head. It's not about being offended or trying to make everyone speak politically correct. It's the contradiction of it that makes it so ridiculous.

And it's even more ridiculous that some of these people still don't get it, even after you point it out.

Oh well, I guess everyone needs scapegoats.

Good post, Unixfreak. It's nice to see that some people DO understand.
 

warcleric

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genocide: if you really wanted to pick on the south, you might mention how impossible it is to find a real pizza down here ;)