Bumper Stickers People Would Like To See (Brutuskend)

[Brutuskend]

1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an ass.

2. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

3. Save Your Breath .... You'll need it to blow up your date!

4. Hang up and drive.

5. Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

6. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

7. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

9. Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me."

10. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

11. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one!

 

[zsouthboy]

I'm surrounded by Frickin Idiots®

What do you mean I don't know where I'm going?


etc

 

[m2kewl]

LOL

 

[XMan]

Jesus saves. Moses invests.

Caution: this car stops at all garage sales.

Nuns do it out of habit.

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

Auntie Em: hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog, Dorothy.

I love cats - they taste like chicken.

Honk if you voted for Gore. It's the big button in the middle of your steering wheel.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

There are three kinds of people - those who can count, and those who can't.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I hate cops.

My other car was totaled while evading the paparazzi.

I have a great body - it's in my trunk.

If a white man is driving, this car has been stolen.

Rear end me if you're gay.

My kid got your honor student pregnant.

 

[Atrail]

Saw this one today
"My sexual preference is often"
Message is not that great. It's funny someone actually had it on their car.

 

[tm37]

Honk if you voted for Gore. It's the big button in the middle of your steering wheel.

 

[LordMaul]

Saw this one the other day and it cracked me up:

"My Kid Can Kick Your Honor Student's Ass"

 

[Cyberian]

"My wife is an honor student at the Johnson Middle School."

 

[Kadarin]

Save the Land Mine!

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Saw this one the other day and it cracked me up:

"My Kid Can Kick Your Honor Student's Ass"

I've seen "my kid had sex with your honor student"

 

[Sluggo]

Run Hillary, Run


Of course its funnier on the front bumper.

 

[yakko]

If you can read this you are too close.









It is real funny.....














Because when I saw it.......



















It was in braille.