Build-a-Bear sucks

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: thegimp03
Things he had to do included:

Kiss the bear
Rub the bear's tummy with "love"
Name the bear
Give it a personality
Clothe the bear
Etc.

Each time the girl helping him asked him to do something for the bear, he responded with a "wow, I can't believe I'm doing this."

AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

x100


I'd be like "fvk this ******...honey I'm 'na be in the food court making a mess"

 

[glenn1]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em....

 

[secretanchitman]

mine was like 18 bucks 2 years ago...i got a koala and i named her katie! she was actually pretty cute too, and so was the girl who "fluffed" her for me...damn, she was good looking.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: glenn1
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em....

although it's rising it'll probably crest again like it has before...average ain't nothing special except for marginal consistency...


but what do I know about fvkijg bears

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: glenn1
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em....

<snicker> at ticker symbol - BBW

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: glenn1
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em....

<snicker> at ticker symbol - BBW

*joins in on the the snickering:laugh:

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: SLCentral
How can someone get this goddamn bear and give it as a V-Day present? What ever happened to creativity and romance? Fvcking bear costs $50+ and is easily the dumbest gift I've ever seen for any occasion.

If anyone is getting their SO a build-a-bear for tomororw, throw it out.

wait.. you build a bear FOR her?!

Why not get her to the store so she can build it herself?!

Whats the point of buying a finished product for $50 when u can goto toy-r-us and get one just as good for $10?

It's the enjoyment of putting that bear together that counts.

 

[GeekDrew]

My sister's boyfriend buys them for her *all the freaking time*... and they're annoying as hell. Every single one of them has a sound box in it, and her boyfriend makes weird noises on the recording. She loves them... if she ever happens to bring one near me ever again, particularly if she activates the sound box, it's going to endure a sudden flammability test.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: SLCentral
How can someone get this goddamn bear and give it as a V-Day present? What ever happened to creativity and romance? Fvcking bear costs $50+ and is easily the dumbest gift I've ever seen for any occasion.

If anyone is getting their SO a build-a-bear for tomororw, throw it out.

?/???? What the hell did you buy for it? The bears cost $10 and an outfit costs $5-$10. Women love them, and it's an easy gift. How about that.

 

[RU482]

Ahh build a bear
Where parents of only children go to buy a sibling

 

[Fayd]

i walked by one of these workshops in the mall at one point.

on one of the fluff machines, was apparently an unattended dog. (or rather, dog skin)

with the pole that the fluff comes out of, jammed up it's ass.

with that image, i will never go to a "build a bear" workshop. it looks...wrong...

 

[Crucial]

My kids loved the experience and the bears were $18 each. Clothes are optional and extra of course but they play with the at home all the time and they are nice quality.

 

[rocadelpunk]

my ex's have absolutely loved them.

But yes, the process is humiliating.