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- Nov 30, 2004
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Originally posted by: liluqt
If you guys were dining in and found a bug in your food, would you not even report it to the manager and continue to indulge in your newfound delicacy?
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just pull the bug out, and eat my food. It isn't gonna kill you or anything. There's no point in wasting good food over something that trivial.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"