Brutuskends PASSING OF THE SPAM!

Brutuskend

Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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A woman was waiting
At an airport one night
With several long hours
Before her flight.

She hunted for a book
In the airport shop,
Bought a bag of cookies
And found a place to drop.

She was engrossed in her book
But happened to see,
That the man sitting beside her,
As bold as could be,

Grabbed a cookie or two
From the bag in between,
Which she tried to ignore
To avoid a scene.

So she munched the cookies
And watched the clock,
As the gutsy cookie thief
Diminished her stock.

She was getting more irritated
As the minutes ticked by,
Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice,
I would blacken his eye."

With each cookie she took,
He took one too,
When only one was left,
She wondered what he would do.

With a smile on his face,
And a nervous laugh,
He took the last cookie
And broke it in half.

He offered her half,
As he ate the other,
She snatched it from him
And thought... ooh, brother!

This guy has some nerve
And he's also rude,
Why he didn't even show
Any gratitude!

She had never known
When she had been so galled,
And sighed with relief
When her flight was called.

She gathered her belongings
And headed to the gate,
Refusing to look back
At the thieving ingrate.

She boarded the plane,
And sank in her seat,
Then she sought her book,
Which was almost complete.

As she reached in her baggage,
She gasped with surprise,
There was her bag of cookies,
In front of her eyes.

If mine are here,
She moaned in despair,
The others were his,
And he tried to share.

Too late to apologize,
She realized with grief,
That she was the rude one,
The ingrate, the thief!

How many times have we absolutely known that something was a certain way, only to discover later that what we believed to be true... was not?

Always, Keep An Open Mind And An Open Heart, Because You Just Never Know..."
 

KGB1

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Dec 29, 2001
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[ahhnold]But why did you have to take from MY Cookie Jar??! [/ahhnold]


Good one..you ol' Chap :D
 

Mookow

Lifer
Apr 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A woman was waiting
At an airport one night
With several long hours
Before her flight.
...

Except for the moralizing at the end, its more or less the story of Authur Dent and the tea biscuits from Goodbye and Thanks for All the Fish.... or I think thats the book name, it was in my copy of "The More Than Complete Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy", which has 4 or five books in it
 

Kev

Lifer
Dec 17, 2001
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you're like that annoying friend everyone has who always feels the need to forward everything they see to everybody they know

:p
 

AgaBoogaBoo

Lifer
Feb 16, 2003
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Who stole the cookies from the coookie jar?

Brutuskend stole the cookies from the cookie jar...