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Brownback and Landrieu introduce anti-Minotaur Bill

ayabe

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Brownback, Landrieu introduce Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act

WASHINGTON ? U.S. Senator Sam Brownback today with Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) introduced the Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act of 2009.


?This legislation works to ensure that our society recognizes the dignity and sacredness of human life,? said Brownback. ?Creating human-animal hybrids, which permanently alter the genetic makeup of an organism, will challenge the very definition of what it means to be human and is a violation of human dignity and a grave injustice.?


The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act would ban the creation of human-animal hybrids. Human-animal hybrids are defined as those part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species. The bill is modest in scope and only affects efforts to blur the genetic lines between animals and humans. It does not preclude the use of animals or humans in legitimate research or health care where genetic material is not passed on to future generations, such as the use of a porcine heart valve in a human patient or the use of a lab rat with human diseases to develop treatments.


Brownback continued, ?This legislation is both philosophical and practical as it has a direct bearing upon the very essence of what it means to be human, and it draws a bright line with respect to how far we can go in attempting to create new creatures made with genes from both humans and animals.


?My background is in agriculture, and for a number of years we have been working with crops and animals to produce a superior soy bean, a superior cow, and so-on. We can genetically engineer safe products and herds that are disease resistant or that possess more desirable attributes. But doing this in plants and livestock is very different than doing this in humans.


?The issue is that when you make changes in the germ-line, such changes are passed along to one?s offspring. You could make a change now that could be passed along through the gene-pool for the rest of humanity. We do not know what the full effect of this could be, and it could be disastrous.


?Tampering with the human germ-line could be the equivalent to setting a time-bomb that might detonate many generations down the line; but once it is set, there is no reversing course.


?I am optimistic that our nation we will make a sound choice for the generations to come. Already, in Louisiana last month, Governor Jindal signed legislation into law that would prohibit the creation of human-animal hybrids. That law is modeled after earlier versions of the legislation that we introduce today.?


The following senators are orginal co-sponsors: Senators Sam Brownback (R-KS), Mary Landrieu (D-LA), Jim Bunning (R-KY), Richard Burr (R-NC), Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), Tom Coburn (R-OK), Bob Corker (R-TN), John Cornyn (R-TX), Jim DeMint (R-SC), John Ensign (R-NV), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), James Inhofe (R-OK), Mike Johanns (R-NE), Jon Kyl (R-AZ), Mel Martinez (R-FL), John McCain (R-AZ), James Risch (R-ID), John Thune (R-SD), David Vitter (R-LA), George Voinovich (R-OH), and Roger Wicker (R-MS).

Brownback's Site

Speaks for itself I guess, great use of everyone's time. With such scientific heavyweights behind the bill it will surely gain traction.

Too bad for those of us who were looking to gain some cool adaptations from the animal kingdom, I've always wanted the night vision of a cat.
 
Hahahaha oh god I think somebody had to be smoking crack and watching this to come up with this gem of a bill.

Island of Dr. Moreau

And isnt this already covered under another law? Not to mention the self imposed moral code of the industry?
 
This comes to mind, perhaps I was mistaken, there is a real danger!!!!

Having traveled to Louisiana recently, I'm fairly certain that guy was working the drive-thru daiquiri bar I hit on the way to the hotel.
 
Originally posted by: ayabe
Brownback, Landrieu introduce Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act
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Too bad for those of us who were looking to gain some cool adaptations from the animal kingdom, I've always wanted the night vision of a cat.

no worries... they'd have too much trouble proving u were human to start with... ;p
 
Originally posted by: cubeless
Originally posted by: ayabe
Brownback, Landrieu introduce Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act
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Too bad for those of us who were looking to gain some cool adaptations from the animal kingdom, I've always wanted the night vision of a cat.

no worries... they'd have too much trouble proving u were human to start with... ;p

That's true, being an atheist, Brownback probably doesn't consider me human, so I think I just found a loophole. Win!
 
Originally posted by: ayabe
This comes to mind, perhaps I was mistaken, there is a real danger!!!!

Having traveled to Louisiana recently, I'm fairly certain that guy was working the drive-thru daiquiri bar I hit on the way to the hotel.

That was great.
 
Originally posted by: Genx87
Not to mention the self imposed moral code of the industry?

The problem with it being a self-imposed moral code (of the industry's CEOs), is that everyone's moral code is different, and eventually someone will come around who just doesn't give a shit about morality.
 
Senator Mary Landrieu is that the same dumbass governor from LA that screwed up royally during Katrina? I will always remember those tears of hers. What a Lame!
 
Nobody in the future will pay the slightest attention to these fools. Man is on a techno trip and will ride that rocket wherever it takes him. What do I care about my human genes. My consciousness isn't my genes. Why would I not want gills to breathe under water, wings to fly, the reflexes and speed of a cat, the strength of a bear. Why would I not want to go to the stars and live in places so strange I would swim under a frozen sea and write huge volumes of poetry. Why would I not want to swing through the highest forest canopy and howl at the stars. What makes me human isn't my genes, it's my dreams. It's my dreams that are the image of God and God is my dream. I will be everything.
 
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