Brother & Sister-in-law had to have THE talk with their 13 year old son

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

Most parents will jump to that conclusion though, regardless of if the kid is just curious/confused/actually gay.

True, that. Many people assume that if you are the slightest bit interested in any aspect of human sexuality that's not 100% heterosexual, this means that you are by definition a flaming homosexual.

That sounds like gay-talk to me, mister!

 

[jonks]

Jonk's guide to curing porn addiction in 13 year olds.

1. make available various lubricants
2. after 3 weeks, quietly substitute krazyglue for the lubricant
3....
4. no more fappy fappy 13 year old

Bonus, all the hair on their palms will come off during the penis/glue removal surgery

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

 

[Electric Amish]

He doesn't have the greatest of parents, but at least they're not homophobic and going to disown him or anything.

It wasn't a complete surprise. The family has been discussing the possibility in closed circles for years.

If all his porn was gay porn, it might mean something.

Hell, I downloaded some really messed up stuff back in the day. Penises being chopped off, girls squeezing footballs out of their asses, people playing 'catch the turd with your mouth' etc.

Does having ***** mean you are into scat? No. But if 90% of your pr0n comprises scat, then it might be an indicator.

Maybe.

I was going to say the same thing.

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

Most parents will jump to that conclusion though, regardless of if the kid is just curious/confused/actually gay.

True, that. Many people assume that if you are the slightest bit interested in any aspect of human sexuality that's not 100% heterosexual, this means that you are by definition a flaming homosexual.

That sounds like gay-talk to me, mister!

Total Gay Talk

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Anubis
IMO you should have deleted it all said you found nothing and then had a talk with your Nephew about how to better hide his porn

No, his father was watching over my shoulder.

As a 13 year old in this day and age he should already know how to use a computer better than that. It's his parents job to deal with it, not mine.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Oh dammit. Here I thought I had it all planned out for when I eventually catch my kid with porn. I'll give him the same speech my dad gave me. "Not till you're old enough to find a way to buy it yourself". I felt that was a completely reasonable compromise, as long as I don't steal his, he doesn't care.

But what if I catch him with gay porn? Then what do I do? That's a whole other ball of wax!

well, you can do what my parents did when my sister showed them my gay porn stash when I was 14... completely ignore it, never mention it, and spend your entire life deliberately overlooking any aspect of my life that might reflect on my sexuality.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

If any of your friends did have the urge (one or more probably) they certainly never mentioned it to the group.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

You free tonight?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: cheezy321

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

Most parents will jump to that conclusion though, regardless of if the kid is just curious/confused/actually gay.

True, that. Many people assume that if you are the slightest bit interested in any aspect of human sexuality that's not 100% heterosexual, this means that you are by definition a flaming homosexual.

That sounds like gay-talk to me, mister!

Total Gay Talk

:laugh:

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

You free tonight?

no im busy banging my fiancee (a woman mind you) 1000x.

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

You free tonight?

no im busy banging my fiancee (a woman mind you) 1000x.

That's cool; are you two enjoying her strap-on?

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

You free tonight?

no im busy banging my fiancee (a woman mind you) 1000x.

I love myself some lesbian porn. :camera:s?

 

[CPA]

alot of "THE talk"s going around lately. I guess that means it's springtime.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

You free tonight?

no im busy banging my fiancee (a woman mind you) 1000x.

That's cool; are you two enjoying her strap-on?

I knew this couple once who only had sex with the female wearing a strap-on and the guy on the receiving end.

blew my mind because he was sooo gay, even if he didn't know it, and pretty decent looking.

 

[BudAshes]

Get that kid in a church immediately!

 

[jpeyton]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

You free tonight?

no im busy banging my fiancee (a woman mind you) 1000x.

That's cool; are you two enjoying her strap-on?

I knew this couple once who only had sex with the female wearing a strap-on and the guy on the receiving end.

blew my mind because he was sooo gay, even if he didn't know it, and pretty decent looking.

Gay, by definition, means you are homosexual (e.g. sexually attracted to the same sex). If that guy you described is sexually attracted to women (even one wearing a strap-on), he is not gay by definition.

Since when did anal penetration become exclusive to the homosexual community? Heterosexual couples have been having anal sex for a long, long time.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

eh i dunno dude. when i was 13 i never once had any urge to look at gay porn, and neither did any of my friends ...

maybe you are just bi?

You free tonight?

no im busy banging my fiancee (a woman mind you) 1000x.

Here comes purbeast0 ... again with the homophobia.

And before you ask me "When else?", here's a link.

 

[jonks]

So my mom kinda busted me when I was proning, there was some hot new chick on bangbros my buddies said I had to check out. anyway, my mom convinced my dad that his brother should come over and do a search on the computer to see what I was looking at. They think I don't know but I heard them on the phone. Thing is, I always clear my cache and temp files, and I don't save any porn on the comp, that'd be dumb since it's the family computer. So the only thing Uncle Amish will find is my dad's stash in his "hidden" folder. I've never looked at it cuz I don't know if my dad would be able to figure out that I'd accessed his files. Anyway, he ain't gonna find anything of mine on here.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

good he is young enough that they can still un-gay him

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: Anubis
IMO you should have deleted it all said you found nothing and then had a talk with your Nephew about how to better hide his porn

Just what I was thinking. I'd also let him know he could talk if he needed any advice.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
good he is young enough that they can still un-gay him

... and you know this from personal experience?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
good he is young enough that they can still un-gay him

lol

just use some gay-icillin on him or something.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Anubis
IMO you should have deleted it all said you found nothing and then had a talk with your Nephew about how to better hide his porn

No, his father was watching over my shoulder.

As a 13 year old in this day and age he should already know how to use a computer better than that. It's his parents job to deal with it, not mine.

I agree. :thumbsup:

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: jpeyton
Gay porn doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. 13 year olds are often curious about a variety of aspects of human sexuality. He could be straight, bi, or gay. So far, he's only looking at pictures.

If he's storing the stuff, I doubt he's just 'curious'.