Brooke Hogan: Gorgeous Woman (NSFW). A fine example of a "perfect sized" woman

[amdhunter]

Also, she's about as bright as her brother's best friend.

That's fucked up...lol:biggrin:

 

[adlep]

I can't view the Superficial here, but I remember her being kind of gross. She's looking better now? :hmm:

KT

Edit: lol at "goregeous".

Title corrected to satisfy spelling nazis.

 

[BoomerD]

Perfect size? Isnt she over six foot?

I do see she has fine proportions though

Whassamadda? 'Fraid she'd break you?

I don't think she'd very attractive, although she does have a decent body.

I'd hit it...hard, but without a doubt, she'd hit back...

 

[geno]

But....her face....

 

[zinfamous]

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/10/21/brooke-hogans-breast-implants-settle/



umm the third pic the fake boobs look really saggy or is that just me? i much prefer the first pic.

lol.

pic#3 = D:

 

[illusion88]

Despite her face, no one here would complain if she was hanging on your arm at a party!

 

[UberNeuman]

nice body. But I see her dad's face in her face.

that is not a good thing.

The only problem is when you're having sex with her, Hulk breaks down the door and starts hitting you with a folding chair...

 

[DangerAardvark]

The only problem is when you're having sex with her, Hulk breaks down the door and starts hitting you with a folding chair...

I can finish under those conditions. Might even help...

 

[Riceninja]

she looks like she can break a penis with her vagina muscles

 

[alevasseur14]

Yup, she's pretty perfectly sized. Call me crazy but I don't want to see ribs.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Babe thread? :sneaky:

 

[Nik]

perfect size fail

her brain is several sizes too small

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

her legs (calves specifically) are too big.

 

[alevasseur14]

I get a kick out of the guys that find one ridiculous 'flaw' and say it's a deal killer.

I wish I was good looking/rich/confident enough to turn down a girl because her calves are too big. Give me a break.

 

[guyver01]

Something tells me the pimple poppers in this thread who say she's flawed would prefer their women to look like this:

http://vivirlatino.com/i/2007/03/anorexia_narrowweb__300x479,0.jpg

 

[Eli]

I really don't think her breasts are fake. They don't look fake at all. If they are, she had only a small augmentation and a damn good doctor.

Anyway.. I don't think any of you would kick her out of bed.

 

[Woosta]

@Eli - aren't we supposed to not have any woman threads? I remember mine being locked. What's the difference with this one?

 

[Woosta]

@Eli - aren't we supposed to not have any woman threads? I remember mine being locked. What's the difference with this one?

On second thought... Brook is more of a man than a woman. Nevermind.

 

[PingSpike]

Perfect size for what? Crushing boulders with her fists?

 

[Ronstang]

She is attractive and I would definitely hit that. She is a little on the thick side though and considering her age by the time she is in her mid 40's she is going to be a porker.

 

[Fayd]

Whassamadda? 'Fraid she'd break you?

I don't think she'd very attractive, although she does have a decent body.

I'd hit it...hard, but without a doubt, she'd hit back...

yes.. i'm afraid she'd break me.

yelling something about death by snoo snoo.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

and???

You're not going to marry the chick, just bang her. I don't understand people that are like Jessica Simpson, Megan Fox, or Kim Kardashian are too dumb for me. You just want to stick your penis in it, not ask them to be your wife.

Hot is fucking the girl that knows better but is fucking you anyway. Besides, Courtney is WAY hotter than Kim. JS is fugly. Who the hell is MF? Also, see my previous comment.

 

[Triumph]

Same problem I have with her I have with people like Lisa Marie Presley and Liv Tyler, you can't look at them without seeing their male parents. And that makes it wrong.

 

[KeypoX]

nasty, she looks in her forties but shes like 20 something?

 

[zerocool84]

Hot is fucking the girl that knows better but is fucking you anyway. Besides, Courtney is WAY hotter than Kim. JS is fugly. Who the hell is MF? Also, see my previous comment.

Jessica Simpson fugly??? lol wow yea some of you guys really take it overboard