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broke up with my girlfriend last night :(

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Don't post about sensitive matters on here. Everyone is an e-badass and will rip you a new one.

Oh, and you'll feel better. It just takes time.
 
Originally posted by: cmdavid
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
How about this Poem

Die Bitch Die!
You broke my heart you Hoe
now you gotta go
Remember all those times I said I loved you?
Well I lied you stank Hoe!
Now I'm going to trash your stanky ass on the I-Net you Bitch
Die Bitch Die!
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or this one

You don?t know how much I need you.
While you?re around I don?t feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can?t believe I found a love that?s so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I?
I hope you f'ing choke.

I hope you?re glad with what you?ve done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone? tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please?
somebody kill me plee?ase?
I?m on my knees?
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

what movie?
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I'd have to Guess... WEDDING SINGER?
 
Originally posted by: cmdavid
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
How about this Poem

Die Bitch Die!
You broke my heart you Hoe
now you gotta go
Remember all those times I said I loved you?
Well I lied you stank Hoe!
Now I'm going to trash your stanky ass on the I-Net you Bitch
Die Bitch Die!
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or this one

You don?t know how much I need you.
While you?re around I don?t feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can?t believe I found a love that?s so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I?
I hope you f'ing choke.

I hope you?re glad with what you?ve done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone? tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please?
somebody kill me plee?ase?
I?m on my knees?
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

what movie?
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I'd have to Guess... WEDDING SINGER?
 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Dude if you are going to write a poem every time you break up with some chick you might as well hire yourself and agent and get yourself a Publisher.
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if i write me emotions it helps me cope...so screw off?
 
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Don't post about sensitive matters on here. Everyone is an e-badass and will rip you a new one.

Oh, and you'll feel better. It just takes time.
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yes...time is of an essense here isnt it!

Sorry....yea, i now i need time...everyone is telling me that, i know.
 
Originally posted by: Whisper
Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Originally posted by: deejayshakur
Originally posted by: DrNoobie
Boo-hoo, Little Miss Whiner. Have a beer, find a new girl, and move on. Jesus, the world is full of pansies.
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full of irreverent, egotistical know-it-alls too.
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That really hurt, really it did. Now I need to go write a poem about how much that hurt. Wait, that attack had no merit. Damn it, now I'm never going to be a pathetic twit with published poetry.
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If you truly want to be a doctor, then you might want to work on that bedside manner a bit. Patients aren't any easier to deal with.
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But they have real problems.
 
that wasn't a full-fledged breakup. that was a pre-emptive breakup before she dumped your sorry ass for the guy she's already banging on the side.
 
you know....
we can always count on Red Dawn to just make someone feel better

here is one more just for old times sake

carry yo skanky ass Bitch
I look at you and see the wicked witch
I thought you were cool
I thought you were mine
but sayin I love you
totally crosses the line
Ive decided to become gay
with my new boyfriend Mitch
so I will say again...carry yo skanky ass bitch
 
Originally posted by: derrickperry
6 month?


bleh get ove rit, me and gf are fixing to break it after 2 years
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sorry to hear...but im just saying i wrote a poem...i dont write poems all the time...lol...i dotn need condolenses or whatever...look at my poem :-D
 
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Dude if you are going to write a poem every time you break up with some chick you might as well hire yourself and agent and get yourself a Publisher.
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if i write me emotions it helps me cope...so screw off?
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Yeah sharing it with 100,00 of your closest friends probably helps
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Kids these days!
 
Originally posted by: Yossarian
that wasn't a full-fledged breakup. that was a pre-emptive breakup before she dumped your sorry ass for the guy she's already banging on the side.
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My guess is she's banging a minimum of two guys. Women these days don't breakup with someone just to bang one other dude, they can get action on the side if they want. Now, if it's more than one dude she's interested in banging, she'll definitely dump your sorry ass.

A week from now she will have been around the block more times than the icecream wagon. 😉





 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Dude if you are going to write a poem every time you break up with some chick you might as well hire yourself and agent and get yourself a Publisher.
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if i write me emotions it helps me cope...so screw off?
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Yeah sharing it with 100,00 of your closest friends probably helps
rolleye.gif


Kids these days!
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sometimes ^_^
 
break ups suck sometimes but you live.

let it make you stronger man not a weak pu$$y though.

right now your like that guy on swingers.. HOPELESS and so not money. if you keep this up your d!ck will never forgive you.

hehe. seriously.. move on if its OVER OVER. if its not OVER. then give her space. she'll come back if she really wants you.
 
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Yossarian
that wasn't a full-fledged breakup. that was a pre-emptive breakup before she dumped your sorry ass for the guy she's already banging on the side.
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My guess is she's banging a minimum of two guys. Women these days don't breakup with someone just to bang one other dude, they can get action on the side if they want. Now, if it's more than one dude she's interested in banging, she'll definitely dump your sorry ass.

A week from now she will have been around the block more times than the icecream wagon. 😉
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'Haha you sound like a friend of minee.

He's like ACC ( All Chicks Cheat ). Thats his moto and he lives by it. He's like chicks with rings or no rings.. they ALL cheat on ya.





 
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Yossarian
that wasn't a full-fledged breakup. that was a pre-emptive breakup before she dumped your sorry ass for the guy she's already banging on the side.
Click to expand...


My guess is she's banging a minimum of two guys. Women these days don't breakup with someone just to bang one other dude, they can get action on the side if they want. Now, if it's more than one dude she's interested in banging, she'll definitely dump your sorry ass.

A week from now she will have been around the block more times than the icecream wagon. 😉
Click to expand...

'Haha you sound like a friend of minee.

He's like ACC ( All Chicks Cheat ). Thats his moto and he lives by it. He's like chicks with rings or no rings.. they ALL cheat on ya.





 
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Yossarian
that wasn't a full-fledged breakup. that was a pre-emptive breakup before she dumped your sorry ass for the guy she's already banging on the side.
Click to expand...


My guess is she's banging a minimum of two guys. Women these days don't breakup with someone just to bang one other dude, they can get action on the side if they want. Now, if it's more than one dude she's interested in banging, she'll definitely dump your sorry ass.

A week from now she will have been around the block more times than the icecream wagon. 😉
Click to expand...

'Haha you sound like a friend of minee.

He's like ACC ( All Chicks Cheat ). Thats his moto and he lives by it. He's like chicks with rings or no rings.. they ALL cheat on ya.





 
Originally posted by: Rudee
Originally posted by: Yossarian
that wasn't a full-fledged breakup. that was a pre-emptive breakup before she dumped your sorry ass for the guy she's already banging on the side.
Click to expand...


My guess is she's banging a minimum of two guys. Women these days don't breakup with someone just to bang one other dude, they can get action on the side if they want. Now, if it's more than one dude she's interested in banging, she'll definitely dump your sorry ass.

A week from now she will have been around the block more times than the icecream wagon. 😉
Click to expand...

'Haha you sound like a friend of minee.

He's like ACC ( All Chicks Cheat ). Thats his moto and he lives by it. He's like chicks with rings or no rings.. they ALL cheat on ya.





 
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