Okay, here is the one I've told many times.
*Ahem*
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
The frog says, "Ribbit, Ribbit."
The horny toad says, "Rub-it, Rub-it."
And a bonus corny joke told to me by my 7th grade band teacher. lol
What do you get when you cross a Yamaha and a laughing hyiena(SP?)?
A Yamahahahahahahahaha!
Hey! No throwing vegetables at me. 😛