Bro-in-Law won't play paintball

[mugs]

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

Bwahahahahaha!!! I hope this is a joke. Otherwise, I'll join you in a heartfelt verse of Kumbayah.

I think he's trolling like he did when he claimed he writes spyware for a living

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

Kill the hippie!!! :|

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: DonVito

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

Bwahahahahaha!!! I hope this is a joke. Otherwise, I'll join you in a heartfelt verse of Kumbayah.

I think he's trolling like he did when he claimed he writes spyware for a living

He tends to troll every gun thread that he sees so I think this might actually be a pet issue for him.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: Afrotech



in paintball, you can hide behind trees, bushes, plywood, nets, etc.... and we all know none of these work to stop real bullets...

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I didn't know that a tree would not stop a bullet.

 

[Ophir]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

I bet you typed that on a mac.

 

[Ophir]

If you can't bring the pussy to the paintball, bring the paintball to the pussy.

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

Wow, thats gotta be one of the top five lamest things I have ever read on ATOT.

I like "environmentally helping methods".

"Yo, you guys up for a mad game of beach cleanup? Thats wicked fun."

And commonsensically? Really?

You know, or at least you would if you were half as smart as you talk, that the whole paintball thing is far more related to mans competitive nature and his oh so club-toting past than it is some insastiable thirst for violence right?

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: loki8481
maybe he just doesn't enjoy the idea of it?

I don't like bowling, but have never been called a pussy for hanging out in back drinking beer instead of tossing a ball down a lane.

You really should try it sometime, its a great way to relive stress and vent a little, omg, but wait, that makes me a SICK MURDERING SOB!!!!

I hit those poor wooden pins with my ball of testicular might and smooshed them in my neverending quest for violence!!!!

WOE BETIDE US ALL!!!!

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: Sunbird

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: ViperXX
For cheap!

Maybe he has better things to do like laying the wood to your sister.

Yeah, what he said, maybe he aint a pussy, but instead he is getting your sis's pussy right now!

As someone with a married sister I find these jokes HIGHLY offensive!

 

[mugs]

OP, have you considered Cafe Press? You could probably set up your own store with one design and buy it from yourself.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Balthazar

Originally posted by: Sunbird

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: ViperXX
For cheap!

Maybe he has better things to do like laying the wood to your sister.

Yeah, what he said, maybe he aint a pussy, but instead he is getting your sis's pussy right now!

As someone with a married sister I find these jokes HIGHLY offensive!

Who's joking?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Ophir
If you can't bring the pussy to the paintball, bring the paintball to the pussy.

Haha, that was good

 

[Conky]

I believe if my brother in law tried to shoot me with a paintball gun I would return fire with a .45. :laugh:

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: Afrotech

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

ROTFL *has trouble getting his breath*.... ROTFL

Paintball is a sport like any other sport, is no more violent than football..... which I'm sure you hate to right?

As long as you play with people you trust, or at a paintball field, there are rules in place to keep you from injury... unless you think little .68" bruises are injuryies... and if you do... I pray there aren't too many of your kind.... our military would be in the crapper for sure.

You shouldn't have to trust someone if you don't engage in such violent acts in the first place. The military are violent people and we shouldn't need them either as all it does is instigate other militaries to fight, totally unnecessary. Why should you get bruises? Is it fun? Is it fun hurting others? No it isn't. Peach and other fruit picking in a nice green field is a lot more healthy fun than competing each other for a KILL.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Afrotech

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

ROTFL *has trouble getting his breath*.... ROTFL

Paintball is a sport like any other sport, is no more violent than football..... which I'm sure you hate to right?

As long as you play with people you trust, or at a paintball field, there are rules in place to keep you from injury... unless you think little .68" bruises are injuryies... and if you do... I pray there aren't too many of your kind.... our military would be in the crapper for sure.

You shouldn't have to trust someone if you don't engage in such violent acts in the first place. The military are violent people and we shouldn't need them either as all it does is instigate other militaries to fight, totally unnecessary. Why should you get bruises? Is it fun? Is it fun hurting others? No it isn't. Peach and other fruit picking in a nice green field is a lot more healthy fun than competing each other for a KILL.

I say we get the Bin Laden and George Bush together to go pick peaches and other fruit in a nice green field. That would be nice and it would make the world smile.

 

[thirdlegstump]

I really think that would work and would be a splendid idea.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

Oh wow.

Yea, ok.

It's the games fault.

God forbid people take some fvcking responsibilty for their own actions.

Glad I won't be seeing you on the field.

 

[Literati]

Sorry about that last post.

The venomous nature of this forum towards n00bs has rubbed off and turned me into a FVCKING PSYCHO@!#$!#!#$

I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF

AHHHHHFIERTGNJVAWET#$R)_#@%($#%)T(%$_$#_@OMGSTFU#@$)#@*RT$(T#$NI$F#

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: Afrotech

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. I personally believe pointing any type of GUN at a PERSON is morally commonsensically wrong and a completely unnecessary form of entertainment, if you can even call it that. It shows your incapability of having a good time in other sane and environmentally helping methods. This is why the world can never achieve peace, always violence, revenge, killing, murdering, raping etc. Let's have celebrate peace by perhaps reading books, helping world hunger, promoting peace, promoting social concerns etc. instead of pretending to kill people all the time.

ROTFL *has trouble getting his breath*.... ROTFL

Paintball is a sport like any other sport, is no more violent than football..... which I'm sure you hate to right?

As long as you play with people you trust, or at a paintball field, there are rules in place to keep you from injury... unless you think little .68" bruises are injuryies... and if you do... I pray there aren't too many of your kind.... our military would be in the crapper for sure.

You shouldn't have to trust someone if you don't engage in such violent acts in the first place. The military are violent people and we shouldn't need them either as all it does is instigate other militaries to fight, totally unnecessary. Why should you get bruises? Is it fun? Is it fun hurting others? No it isn't. Peach and other fruit picking in a nice green field is a lot more healthy fun than competing each other for a KILL.

Oh.




My.




God.





I need 50CC's of testosterone for this guy, STAT!

 

[notfred]

I've played before. It's alright. I'd rather go mountain biking. Maybe your bro-in-law just isn't a paintball kinda guy?

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. <long crap>

It's not violent and the guns aren't even powerful. It fires a bath bead for crying out loud. It's just like tag, people aren't outlawing the game of tag. The game is great excercise, fun, and has an extremely low injury rate. Lower than almost all other sports which is ironic considering how fvcking violent it is. The 'marker' looks no wheres realistic and the paintball impact is hardly deterring from playing again. Sure you get welts/bruises but you can get injured worse skateboarding for crying out loud.....which is ironic because you probably put up 'skate stoppers' on all your curbs and call the police whenever theres "hoodlums" skating near your house/business.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. <long crap>

It's not violent and the guns aren't even powerful. It fires a bath bead for crying out loud. It's just like tag, people aren't outlawing the game of tag. The game is great excercise, fun, and has an extremely low injury rate.

But the fact remains, it's a GUN.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. <long crap>

It's not violent and the guns aren't even powerful. It fires a bath bead for crying out loud. It's just like tag, people aren't outlawing the game of tag. The game is great excercise, fun, and has an extremely low injury rate.

But the fact remains, it's a GUN.

The fact also remains that you're a dumbass.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: deathkoba

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: deathkoba
SOME people prefer not to engage in violence, simulated or otherwise. <long crap>

It's not violent and the guns aren't even powerful. It fires a bath bead for crying out loud. It's just like tag, people aren't outlawing the game of tag. The game is great excercise, fun, and has an extremely low injury rate.

But the fact remains, it's a GUN.

Call it a gun if you wish the fact of the matter is it's not dangerous. The 'guns' fire 300 FPS on average which won't even break a window in most situations. It stings getting shot yes, doesn't mean you're going to die. I've felt worse pain playing street hockey and getting shot with a ball there. It's not really firing bullets, if anything it's closer to an air cannon than a gun. But who cares, I'm glad your here to keep the cap guns out of my future childrens' hands....I wouldn't want them playing cowboys & indians they might get hurt.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
But the fact remains, it's a GUN.

The first part of your names death... soooo... shut up.