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Britney Spears: still hot?

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
She was hot before she had kids. Her body has changed.....

Deal with it. She doesn't need to be in the spotlight as a piece of ass. She has kids now....she needs to be a mother and lay off the teen-idol bs that she used to make money before.

A mother? She is more like a poster child for birth control, just think her little sister is knocked up also, let the trend continue. I feel really bad for the kids, they are the real victims here.
 
Is that a wig? Seems like not long ago that she shaved her head. Buzzcut girlz = not hot (good picture linked though)
 
For those of you claiming she's still hot by 'normal people standards', I envy you for be able to be attracted to ugly/fat/unhealthy people. And its not that she's just unattractive physically - her attitude, actions, personality, and intelligence are also major turn offs, perhaps more so than her physical appearance - together they multiply each other into a very unattractive person IMO.
 
Originally posted by: darkswordsman17
I guess if you're into dudes and all. 😀

But seriously, she's got bigger shoulders than half the guys I know.

She works out, which means shes healthier than just about any other woman you lust over. On top of that she will look good long past her prime if she doesn't change what shes doing. But you keep bitching about her shoulders, and make sure to bitch about pointy knees also.
 
Originally posted by: bunnyfubbles
For those of you claiming she's still hot by 'normal people standards', I envy you for be able to be attracted to ugly/fat/unhealthy people. And its not that she's just unattractive physically - her attitude, actions, personality, and intelligence are also major turn offs, perhaps more so than her physical appearance - together they multiply each other into a very unattractive person IMO.

Didn't I play TF2 with a bunnyfubbles last night? You were playing medic?
 
Originally posted by: crisscross
She is a virgin right?

Nah, you're thinking of Madonna. Britney was the , "Oops, I did it again!" chick. It was just an accident, she couldn't help herself.
 
She's not hot, no. That said, I still bumped Alba from my sex-ception list and replaced her with Britney. If you don't know what the sex-ception list is, it's a list of 5 celebrities that in the extremely unlikely event you were not only able to meet one of said celebrities but also have sex with him/her, your significant other couldn't be mad. The logic behind the list is that it is unlikely that you will have a chance to have sex with a hot celebrity, but if that opportunity ever arises, your loved one should not be mad at you for engaging in what is essentially a dream come true.

So I bumped Alba from my list. I had to when I found out she had herpes. There's no piece of ass in the world that's worth a disease that never goes away. If it was just Chlamydia, I'd be over there with a box of condoms and some penicillin. But herpes is a deal killer for me. So I bumped her for Britney. Not hot, slutty, jailbait "Hit Me Baby One More Time" Britney; current crazy Britney. I firmly believe that everyone needs at least one crazy chick in their history. And I don't mean crazy like "we went to the park and we totally made out on a bench, haha, we're so WILD!" No, I mean getting drunk, shaving her head, smashing up your windshield with an umbrella fucking batshit insane. That sort of thing makes for great stories at parties, you know?
 
not hot anymore, but I'd still hit it...
with no protection...
cause you know she's willing to pop out kids...
and I'd have no trouble getting custody...
so I'd profit
 
She looks hit-able in the OP's link. But I'm well aware of what she looks like on the street. OP's link is nothing but lies and deceit.
 
Originally posted by: Barack Obama
Has she got a boob job? Those look pretty big..not that I was looking

HAS SHE GOT A BOOB JOB?
Havent you seen the site where they got about 10 pics? She went through the whole freaking alphabet and then back down again. I guess she wanted better implants as she could afford them.
 
greatly depends on what you consider "hot"... ie. to some the 'trash' factor might weigh in her favour...

that said, I find her to be a variable kaleidoscope of hotness and trashiness, almost making it seem like some of the paparazzi have beer-goggle cameras.... however as I mentioned in the last Britney thread, she does seem to be able to bounce from butt ugly to trashy-hot quicker than other "celebretarts" 😛

btw did Nicole Richie get fake boobs or are those prego boobs?
 
Hot no, but as others have said I would still hit it

Most likely try to get her preg as well, since I would be set for life or pull a celeb wedding and have her pay for it then divorce her after the honeymoon and get a decent amount of cash 🙂
 
I like how every nerd here says "ugh, she's nasty", yet would giggle like a school girl someone even remotely female actually said 3 words to them.
 
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