Britney spears may quit pop music to become a forensic scientist

[jurzdevil]

well she obviously saw how one of the olsen twins lost all that weight going to college so i guess she wants to lose the beer gut.

 

[AcidicFury]

Originally posted by: seanws

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Somebody should probably tell her that real CSI's don't work in ultra-modern glass walled buildings with all the latest technology and drive H2's.

"You have to do what with the bood and semen??? EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW"

if its one thing that brittney isnt afraid of, its semen.

lol owned.

 

[slightlyhuman]

die

 

[Stumps]

hey I watch south park...how can i be like cartman?

 

[glenn1]

This simply begs for Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to comment on (check that, to poop on).

 

[imported_Schmitty]

although a good show CSI ruined it for the rest of us that started college for forensics before that damned show came out! now theres a flood of FS and no one knows what to do with them. I hope she goes back to school, waists her time and money, makes a fool of herself. then she will she that she is just another dumb broad!!

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

very quality...

x2

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: PricklyPete

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

very quality...

Aye. Brilliantly effective.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: gopunk
*shakes head*

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: seanws

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Somebody should probably tell her that real CSI's don't work in ultra-modern glass walled buildings with all the latest technology and drive H2's.

"You have to do what with the bood and semen??? EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW"

if its one thing that brittney isnt afraid of, its semen.

You're thinking Paris Hilton.

 

[Slappy00]

Cant wait to se her trying to tackle biochemistry or cell biology. I'm sure her "fly-girl" husband will have lots of help to afford her. I got a biology degree (microbiology) and then (as soon as i finish this #$#$ thesis) my masters in cell biology. Forensics, like much of science is quite mundane and takes dedication and attention to detail We have a "forensics science" class but my chem profs treat it as a joke, "scienice for scrubs" as it were. Now adays everything comes in kits from Sigma or NEBio and anyone that can mix a drink can be a forensic scientist. Bah this is like comparing mechanics to engineers. Anyways wehre am i going with this .. oh yah britney is a skank.... and stay outa my booze

 

[imported_Schmitty]

Yea, I fortently took computer forensics, so i get out of dealing with all the blood and gore, and still get to do the investigations, but still its, Look at this hard drive, tell me about it in court, look at that hard drive, tell me about it in court, not go out in the public and shoot a bunch of people, yell at the bad guy, and have a beer at the end of the day. well i still have the beer but, wtf, I hate celebs that think they can just go out and get a real job. They are stupid celebs, stay that way your skank!! just cause your rich doesnt mean your intelligent!!

 

[tami]

the latest gossip i heard about britney is that she wanted to settle down and become a mom. since when does she want to drop that and go to school?

believe it or not, i became inspired to become a private investigator (and was one, for a short time) because of shows like the shield and 24. it was actually quite fun.

 

[imported_Schmitty]

ohh its not bad, to say, look that might be somthing I could do. IF YOUR REALIZE THAT ITS NOT REAL. I watch shows like, Monk, and CSI, and I am like, when will my job be like that. So i dont have to stair at this damned screen for 8 hours a day, looking for child porn on this perves computer. or sitting there looking for excell docs on a drug list cause the dealer cant fricken keep his crap on rice paper like they use to, so he cant count how much merry hes got in stock and how much money the addy own him down he street.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: preslove
Forensic science is one of those degrees that vapid girls say they want to get into to everybody, then find out what's involved and decide its easier to marry a pre-med and ride him out.

Fixed.

 

[FlyLice]

So she could figure out a way to knock off her gold digging hubby without getting caught?

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: preslove
Forensic science is one of those degrees that vapid girls say they want to get into to everybody, then find out what's involved and change their degree to hotel management.

so true. it's really big with SoCal girls, oddly enough.

 

[0roo0roo]

sifting dirt for days on end...more fun without montage!

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

LMAO!!

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

:beer: