Britney spears may quit pop music to become a forensic scientist

[her34]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/19922004.htm

The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

 

[seanws]

csi: trailerpark

 

[IGBT]

Sounds like an Onion story..

 

[Mik3y]

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

now thats one show worth watching! i'm wondering how a slut would have the guts to study crime scenes and dead bodies.

 

[BW86]

lol, you gotta be kidding me.

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

:laugh:

 

[preslove]

Forensic science is one of those degrees that vapid girls say they want to get into to everybody, then find out what's involved and change their degree to hotel management.

 

[Baked]

What she should do is study neuroscience so she can get a new brain.

 

[Heisenberg]

Somebody should probably tell her that real CSI's don't work in ultra-modern glass walled buildings with all the latest technology and drive H2's.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Somebody should probably tell her that real CSI's don't work in ultra-modern glass walled buildings with all the latest technology and drive H2's.

"You have to do what with the bood and semen??? EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW"

 

[neonerd]

lmfao

 

[Frew]

How did you find that site?

 

[gopunk]

*shakes head*

 

[seanws]

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Somebody should probably tell her that real CSI's don't work in ultra-modern glass walled buildings with all the latest technology and drive H2's.

"You have to do what with the bood and semen??? EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW"

if its one thing that brittney isnt afraid of, its semen.

 

[Xponential]

Somehow I can't see her quiting her "singing" career to get a real job.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Mik3y

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

now thats one show worth watching! i'm wondering how a slut would have the guts to study crime scenes and dead bodies.

shes probably familiar with those subjects.

hmmm.....her and ashlee would make a great team, rivaling law&orders best i believe.

 

[bradruth]

I hope this is true so she can find out that's not what Forensics is like. It's amazing how people think CSI is realistic.

 

[rh71]

Like the Olsen twins, they were inspired for a second... then once in class... they realize they already have all the money in the world... and quit.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: rh71
Like the Olsen twins, they were inspired for a second... then once in class... they realize they already have all the money in the world... and quit.

 

[syconub]

its that TV show.. ever since that show everyone wants to be a forensic scientist.

 

[booger711]

wtf, lol

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: Baked
What she should do is study neuroscience so she can get a new brain.

Baw hahahahaha, thats bloody funny!

 

[Tremulant]

There's about 5 people in my 3 classes that want to be CSIs. I doubt they know that it's not like the tv show. I say nothing, partially because I'd like to see them waste their money and partially because I think it's funny.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

That's like people watching ER or Scrubs and wanting to be a doctor. Or Law and Order and wanting to be a lawyer...usually these people are in their early-mid teens. What a stupid bitch.

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: seanws
csi: trailerpark

very quality...