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Britney Spears...I'd hit it like it's 2004

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Cattlegod
Originally posted by: foghorn67
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Meh. I can practically smell the mayonnaise fumes coming off her.
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That's not mayonnaise.
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lmao
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Was she broke and in need of money? Had the market simply re-acquired its need for more Britney Spears? Or do those in power simply wish to torture us?

 
Originally posted by: QueBert
she's a product of what money can do. Without all the makeup artists, lighting and special effects she wasn't anything to get excited about. Hell, hire Brit's team of people to work on your GF and unless she looked like Rosie O'Donald before she will come out looking as good as Brit, maybe better. It's not hard to appear to be sexy when you spend countless time and money on your appearance. I'd rather invest the money in my GF and oggle over her than a celebrity who 95% looks nothing like they do on TV in real life. But that's just me...
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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: QueBert
she's a product of what money can do. Without all the makeup artists, lighting and special effects she wasn't anything to get excited about. Hell, hire Brit's team of people to work on your GF and unless she looked like Rosie O'Donald before she will come out looking as good as Brit, maybe better. It's not hard to appear to be sexy when you spend countless time and money on your appearance. I'd rather invest the money in my GF and oggle over her than a celebrity who 95% looks nothing like they do on TV in real life. But that's just me...
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I'm saying if Spears is a woman a man fantasizes about, for not a lot of money he can make his GF look as good or better. What's the point of dreaming about a female who in person is pretty plain and maybe a 7/10 tops? Without make up Spears wouldn't get a second look from most dudes yet these same dudes have wet dreams about her.

it doesn't make any fucking sense.
 
Originally posted by: QueBert
she's a product of what money can do. Without all the makeup artists, lighting and special effects she wasn't anything to get excited about. Hell, hire Brit's team of people to work on your GF and unless she looked like Rosie O'Donald before she will come out looking as good as Brit, maybe better. It's not hard to appear to be sexy when you spend countless time and money on your appearance. I'd rather invest the money in my GF and oggle over her than a celebrity who 95% looks nothing like they do on TV in real life. But that's just me...
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This.
 
QueBert's claim: "She's barely average. Every girl I've banged is at least three times hotter than her."
QueBert's reality: "I wish I was able to look at a woman without peeing my pants."

Also, I wasn't even aware Britney Spears was still singing. I figured she was probably just sort of running around causing drama. Didn't know she went through all the formalities of singing as well.
 
That video really does convince that you can put lipstick on a pig.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
QueBert's claim: "She's barely average. Every girl I've banged is at least three times hotter than her."
QueBert's reality: "I wish I was able to look at a woman without peeing my pants."

Also, I wasn't even aware Britney Spears was still singing. I figured she was probably just sort of running around causing drama. Didn't know she went through all the formalities of singing as well.
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hummm...

I have banged chicks hotter than her, I mean ummm... she really isn't all that hot.

this is what she looks like when she's hasn't been photoshopped or had a team of 50 people work their asses off to make her look good.

linky to proof

more proof

wow she's uhhh hot???

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now look at the before (real) and after (photoshopped) in the first one. Is she ugly? I don't know, she's not appealing to me, but for the sake of this thread I will say "she's not fugly" Look at the pics though, me saying I've been with women who look better really isn't saying much. I would hope to God most men on here who have had sex have banged a chick who's hotter. Would you break your neck to talk to the Britney in the pics I posted? If you would, then we obviously have a different opinion of what's nice. She's average at best. you can Google "Britney without makeup" and see hundreds of pics where she looks borderline fugly.

I would safely bet if you've had sex, then you've been with a woman at least as good looking as Britney.

 
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
QueBert's claim: "She's barely average. Every girl I've banged is at least three times hotter than her."
QueBert's reality: "I wish I was able to look at a woman without peeing my pants."

Also, I wasn't even aware Britney Spears was still singing. I figured she was probably just sort of running around causing drama. Didn't know she went through all the formalities of singing as well.
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hummm...

I have banged chicks hotter than her, I mean ummm... she really isn't all that hot.

this is what she looks like when she's hasn't been photoshopped or had a team of 50 people work their asses off to make her look good.

linky to proof

more proof

wow she's uhhh hot???

last link

now look at the before (real) and after (photoshopped) in the first one. Is she ugly? I don't know, she's not appealing to me, but for the sake of this thread I will say "she's not fugly" Look at the pics though, me saying I've been with women who look better really isn't saying much. I would hope to God most men on here who have had sex have banged a chick who's hotter. Would you break your neck to talk to the Britney in the pics I posted? If you would, then we obviously have a different opinion of what's nice. She's average at best. you can Google "Britney without makeup" and see hundreds of pics where she looks borderline fugly.

I would safely bet if you've had sex, then you've been with a woman at least as good looking as Britney.
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You can find that with most celebrities, alot of them are extremly average looking without everything added on. As someone and I am many here have seen, much hotter woman at our universities ect (as in hot before the makeup/photoshopping) it doesn't make sense why producers would take woman who require so much work to be hot to mass produce music thats been edited to hell anyway. It's like a big fake machine of mass production, take an average chick with an average voice and use makeup/photoshopping to make her into a super hot chick, and edit the shit out of her voice to make it decent and than sell that mass produced. Seems alot of work when there are alot of already hot chicks with good voices out there.
 
Originally posted by: Juddog
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So let me ask you a serious question, would you have sex with Britney? and remember the Britney you'd be having sex with is going to look like the pics in the links I posted, not what you see in her music videos. Would you be excited if you did hit that? I mean seriously, even if she's not fugly in your eyes, you can't possibly think she's a hottie in real life.

to RichardE I agree 100%, but there are some legitimately talented females out there who don't need a lot of work to look good. Brit isn't one of them though 🙂
 
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
QueBert's claim: "She's barely average. Every girl I've banged is at least three times hotter than her."
QueBert's reality: "I wish I was able to look at a woman without peeing my pants."

Also, I wasn't even aware Britney Spears was still singing. I figured she was probably just sort of running around causing drama. Didn't know she went through all the formalities of singing as well.
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hummm...

I have banged chicks hotter than her, I mean ummm... she really isn't all that hot.

this is what she looks like when she's hasn't been photoshopped or had a team of 50 people work their asses off to make her look good.

linky to proof

more proof

wow she's uhhh hot???

last link

now look at the before (real) and after (photoshopped) in the first one. Is she ugly? I don't know, she's not appealing to me, but for the sake of this thread I will say "she's not fugly" Look at the pics though, me saying I've been with women who look better really isn't saying much. I would hope to God most men on here who have had sex have banged a chick who's hotter. Would you break your neck to talk to the Britney in the pics I posted? If you would, then we obviously have a different opinion of what's nice. She's average at best. you can Google "Britney without makeup" and see hundreds of pics where she looks borderline fugly.

I would safely bet if you've had sex, then you've been with a woman at least as good looking as Britney.
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You know, any "omg x celeb is so hot" threads you post in, you incite a flame war. And it's ALWAYS "OH I HAVE A HAREM FILLED WITH TONS OF BETTER LOOKING WOMEN" "AVERAGE." You know the rules, :camera:s or ban. I can say "x is hot, here's :camera:s", you rant and rave about your army of beautiful women. Have fun with Handjelina Jolie-Pitt-ptt-ptt-ptt-ahh.
 
I put up with this song for 45 minutes last night in HipHop class. I got all the steps down for the choreography, but i am just not fast enough. The beat in the chorus is just super fast.

also, the chicks in the class were able to do this song SOOOOOO much better than I was. It was fun to watch..... 😀
 
Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
I put up with this song for 45 minutes last night in HipHop class. I got all the steps down for the choreography, but i am just not fast enough. The beat in the chorus is just super fast.

also, the chicks in the class were able to do this song SOOOOOO much better than I was. It was fun to watch..... 😀
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Epic...
 
Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
I put up with this song for 45 minutes last night in HipHop class. I got all the steps down for the choreography, but i am just not fast enough. The beat in the chorus is just super fast.

also, the chicks in the class were able to do this song SOOOOOO much better than I was. It was fun to watch..... 😀
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wait what?
They "teach" HipHop?
 
Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Originally posted by: QueBert
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
QueBert's claim: "She's barely average. Every girl I've banged is at least three times hotter than her."
QueBert's reality: "I wish I was able to look at a woman without peeing my pants."

Also, I wasn't even aware Britney Spears was still singing. I figured she was probably just sort of running around causing drama. Didn't know she went through all the formalities of singing as well.
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hummm...

I have banged chicks hotter than her, I mean ummm... she really isn't all that hot.

this is what she looks like when she's hasn't been photoshopped or had a team of 50 people work their asses off to make her look good.

linky to proof

more proof

wow she's uhhh hot???

last link

now look at the before (real) and after (photoshopped) in the first one. Is she ugly? I don't know, she's not appealing to me, but for the sake of this thread I will say "she's not fugly" Look at the pics though, me saying I've been with women who look better really isn't saying much. I would hope to God most men on here who have had sex have banged a chick who's hotter. Would you break your neck to talk to the Britney in the pics I posted? If you would, then we obviously have a different opinion of what's nice. She's average at best. you can Google "Britney without makeup" and see hundreds of pics where she looks borderline fugly.

I would safely bet if you've had sex, then you've been with a woman at least as good looking as Britney.
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You know, any "omg x celeb is so hot" threads you post in, you incite a flame war. And it's ALWAYS "OH I HAVE A HAREM FILLED WITH TONS OF BETTER LOOKING WOMEN" "AVERAGE." You know the rules, :camera:s or ban. I can say "x is hot, here's :camera:s", you rant and rave about your army of beautiful women. Have fun with Handjelina Jolie-Pitt-ptt-ptt-ptt-ahh.
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lol never said my wemens are beautiful, I said Britney & Hayden are hardly above average and nothing special without a huge team of stylists behind them. You've been with better looking females too - trust me.

I've also had a better hamburger than the Big Mac, but I don't need to post a pic, it's not that hard to find a better burger. Does that make sense to you??

and to Homerboy - yes you can take a Hip-Hop dance class, but I gather AmpedSilence is a bit confused, as Britney has nothing to do with Hip-Hop and no respectable Hip-Hop dance coach would touch her music. Probably was a pop dance class


 
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