Britney Spears given second chance to look ridiculous

[GoingUp]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007...rs_given_second_ch.php

Britney Spears was offered a second chance to perform on Extra who apparently felt bad about the pop star?s VMA performance. Ok! Magazine reports:

The folks over at Extra want Britney Spears to give performing her new single ?Gimme More? another try. The show says they will open their studio stage up to her so that can she can try to prove to everyone she is ready for her comeback.
So what is the motto over at Extra? ?Two train wrecks are better than one?? Do you think Britney will actually take the offer? You know, really lay off the booze, send Criss Angel packing and give it her all. Eh, who am I kidding? She?s at Burger King right now, crying her way through a second Whopper, wondering if she can get ?Crossroads 2? green-lit. Ooh, a bit harsh? Yeah, I?m sorry, it?s just this new Braille keyboard. Last night my eyes got pissed and fled the country so I?m a tad bit salty. I?ll play nice. Like Britney?s kids are doing right now - in traffic.

 

[nageov3t]

I was never a big fan of hers even back when she was popular and never quite understood what straight guys saw in her (and I was a total Christina fanboy ) but I kinda felt bad for Britney, especially after Sarah Silverman was such a bitch about her performance.

my guess is no, but I wish her luck. maybe she needs to spend less time partying and more time rehearsing.

but what does it matter? she can still buy and sell all our asses with that 700K she's raking in every month. heh.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I just watched her "performance" on mtv's website and it looked like she just rehearsed it for the first time that morning and was performing after taking a few depressants. She looked like shit and her performance was shit. How long before she's pushing up daisies like Anna Nicole? Before year end? 2008 perhaps?

BTW-Howard Stern was brilliant this morning in his critique of the award show and her performance.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

BTW-Howard Stern was brilliant this morning in his critique of the award show and her performance.

which was...?

 

[indamixx99]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
BTW-Howard Stern was brilliant this morning in his critique of the award show and her performance.

Oh man, I want to hear that. Any place I can hear that for free?

 

[GoingUp]

Sarah's not even funny.

 

[O2Deprived]

I only saw the first part of the award show, but it was enough to see that the only thing worse than Britney was Silverman's attempt at jokes.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

BTW-Howard Stern was brilliant this morning in his critique of the award show and her performance.

which was...?

Scathing. :evil:

It was brilliant. :beer:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Sarah's not even funny.

I thought she was pretty funny. :laugh:

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

BTW-Howard Stern was brilliant this morning in his critique of the award show and her performance.

which was...?

Scathing. :evil:

It was brilliant. :beer:

summary or ban, imo

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
Sarah's not even funny.

I thought she was pretty funny. :laugh:

that explains why you like howard stern

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

BTW-Howard Stern was brilliant this morning in his critique of the award show and her performance.

which was...?

Scathing. :evil:

It was brilliant. :beer:

summary or ban, imo

and are the bees in trouble?

 

[mrrman]

shes finished, a washed up whore

 

[TehMac]

All the people on MTV are nobodies whoring up their 15 minutes of 'fame' and then looking like total idiots and rejects afterwards. And Briteny sucked, but Sarah Silverman was such a bitch and a fucking crude bitch.

I think we need to reinstitute the "Women don't speak unless spoken to" rule because of jerks like her. Crude, rude, cruel, and not even funny.

 

[WingZero94]

Wow - I just watched it..... That was terrible. Seriously, if she was on American Idol right now doing that routine - she'd be one of the fools laughed off the stage.

 

[Turin39789]

haha you watch mtv and/or youtube recasts of mtv

 

[IGBT]

..falling down drunks aren't good at anything.

 

[Throckmorton]

Why is there no video on youtube of Sarah Silverman making fun of her?

 

[imported_Imp]

Don't know how dependable msn news is, but apparently, Brit claims that Silverman's comments about her "two mistakes" threw her off. Thus, the trauma caused her to blow.

 

[Sluggo]

What are they calling this a "big comeback?"


I'm ready for the big Britney "GO_AWAY"

 

[Jules]

sarah silverman is annoying, what i wouldn't give to have a cage fight with her.

 

[GTaudiophile]

No youtube clips of Stern's monologue or Silverman's poor performance?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: TehMac
All the people on MTV are nobodies whoring up their 15 minutes of 'fame' and then looking like total idiots and rejects afterwards. And Briteny sucked, but Sarah Silverman was such a bitch and a fucking crude bitch.

I think we need to reinstitute the "Women don't speak unless spoken to" rule because of jerks like her. Crude, rude, cruel, and not even funny.

LOL, you must be on the same stuff as Britney.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Here's a pic for those that missed it:

Click

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
No youtube clips of Stern's monologue or Silverman's poor performance?

Silverman's Intro to the VMAs