Britney Believes in 'Sanctity' of Marriage

[heartsurgeon]

this is one of the funniest articles i've read lately

linky
classic lines like:

"I do believe in the sanctity of marriage, I totally do,"
Spears said she and Alexander "hit it off completely," but when asked whether she had true feelings for him, she declined to answer.
"That's a personal question," she said, before changing the subject to promote her new video, "Toxic."

yee haw!

 

[MonstaThrilla]

"Honestly I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

- Britney Spears

 

[Miramonti]

...along with the virtues of being a virgin before marriage.

 

[Zephyr106]

...along with the virtues of being a virgin before marriage.

Hey, at least this time when she wanted to get fvcked she quickly got married....

Zephyr

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I think we can all agree that the elevator does not go all the way to the top in her case.

 

[heartsurgeon]

"Honestly I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

you liberals can have Christina,
Britney is obviously a neocon! You go girl!

 

[MonstaThrilla]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon

"Honestly I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

you liberals can have Christina,
Britney is obviously a neocon! You go girl!

Unfortunately we could only muster Madonna...

 

[heartsurgeon]

Unfortunately we could only muster Madonna...

hey! she is in the article on Britney as well! look at the picture..
quite funny, in an article labled "Sanctity" of marriage, there's a pic of her Frenching Madonna....

 

[LunarRay]

As Winston said.. "the elevator don't go to the top.."
She figures sex before marriage is wrong.. well she's taken care of the marriage part.. now it's party time.. neocon style..

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon

"Honestly I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

you liberals can have Christina,
Britney is obviously a neocon! You go girl!

No thanks, you can keep that dirty skank.


As an aside, thanks for the great news. I submited it to Fark..could be my second published submition

 

[Ldir]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon

"Honestly I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

you liberals can have Christina,
Britney is obviously a neocon! You go girl!

Not very bright? Check
Says one thing, does another? Check
Blindly follows the flock? Check
Overpaid? Check

Heartsurgeon may be right.

 

[heartsurgeon]

Not very bright? Check
Says one thing, does another? Check
Blindly follows the flock? Check
Overpaid? Check

Heartsurgeon may be right.

jealous eh?

 

[Tab]

I dont care, I just want to see the new video damnit.

 

[Orsorum]

She is free to believe what she wants, whether it is consistent with her actions is a matter of her conscience and self-respect. It is not my duty or concern to judge her.

Cheers!
Nate

 

[halik]

"im gonna be a virgin... till i fvck another major pop star"

...who gives a sh!t about britney spears, really?

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

Homosexual couples in committed relationships have minimal rights yet poptart floozies can marry on a whim?! What a wonderfully moral country!

 

[alchemize]

Originally posted by: Tabb
I dont care, I just want to see the new video damnit.

She's lost some of her sinful jailbait luster, but I concur. Let's see her wearing "nothing but diamonds"!

 

[BaliBabyDoc]

She's lost some of her sinful jailbait luster, but I concur.

Dude she looked like somebody's little sister . . . now she looks like skank.

 

[xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx]

Originally posted by: alchemize

Originally posted by: Tabb
I dont care, I just want to see the new video damnit.

She's lost some of her sinful jailbait luster, but I concur. Let's see her wearing "nothing but diamonds"!

...have been hoping that she lost her voice and had to result to porn to pay the bills

 

[alchemize]

Originally posted by: BaliBabyDoc

She's lost some of her sinful jailbait luster, but I concur.

Dude she looked like somebody's little sister . . . now she looks like skank.

Somebody's well packaged, dolled up, in a red body suit/catholic school girl outfit little sister, yes Hence the sinful jailbait luster.

I don't quite think she's reached skank status yet. Christina Ag. seems to be holding the crown for that one.

 

[Genesys]

Originally posted by: BaliBabyDoc
Homosexual couples in committed relationships have minimal rights yet poptart floozies can marry on a whim?! What a wonderfully moral country!

lol, i didnt know being a poptart floozie was immoral!

not only that but i didnt know that civil liberties of homosexual couples were being restricted and only given minimal rights.

edit because im still half asleep and not making any sense

 

[heartsurgeon]

Homosexual couples in committed relationships have minimal rights

what is a "committed relationship".....one where you swallow?
how exactly has anyone's rights been minimized?

you need to move to N. Korea and fulfill your life with Juche principles...

 

[alchemize]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon

Homosexual couples in committed relationships have minimal rights

what is a "committed relationship".....one where you swallow?
how exactly has anyone's rights been minimized?

you need to move to N. Korea and fulfill your life with Juche principles...

Not according to my wife :Q

Let's stay civil HS

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: heartsurgeon

Homosexual couples in committed relationships have minimal rights

what is a "committed relationship".....one where you swallow?
how exactly has anyone's rights been minimized?

Relationships that are intended to last are not granted equal status.
Many homosexual couples have relationships that last longer are are much more serious than heterosexual celebrities, yet the government refuses to allow equal protection within that relationship.

Example; Social Security, Income taxes, Insurance coverage, legal issues.

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: MonstaThrilla
"Honestly I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens."

- Britney Spears

Absolue proof that her brain is taken up by four things:
33% dancing
33% sexpot
33.9% business savvy
0.1% intillectual ability.