British Military Enlists Its First Satanist

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
if you were trying to make a joke then you should try to be funnier so people know you're actually joking

:beer:

- M4H

 

[Beau]

You are all annoying me. Please stop.

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: Codewiz

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: Codewiz

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: Arkitech
that's just retarded

why would a grown man admit to being a satanist? someone should slap that guy around with a bible, a quaran and the talmud and tell him to throw away his Kiss records.

maybe he really does believe in it.

oh great lord of the darkness, I beseech you to hear my evil prayers. please grant your loyal servant of evil unlimited access to internet porn.


for some reason I just can't take satanism seriously as a religion.

Well just considering, you don't realize that they DO NOT worship a being called Satan, I am not surprised you have little respect for someone else's beliefs.

I think it is a bit stupid that the "religion" is called Satanism since it is closer to Atheism. Satanist do not believe is a God or the devil. It just seems to me that they picked the term Satanism to piss of Christians.

you people can't take a joke today I see.

Ah well excuse me while I go worship my toaster.

Oh mighty warmer of bread I beseech you

I don't give a crap one way or another about what you believe or what the Satanist believes. I just pride myself in not running my mouth when I am totally ignorant on the subject. If you had bothered to even real the article you would have realized the "religion" doesn't worship any being.

In your case, Ignorance is bliss.......

1 remove twig from ass
2 have a laugh or two at silly humour
3 enjoy the rest of your day

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Mo0o
if you were trying to make a joke then you should try to be funnier so people know you're actually joking

:beer:

- M4H

steals m4h's beer


:evil::beer:

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: gigapet
those are not so bad rules to follow.......what is the matting signal by the way......

flashing of the genitals

does that include them allowing you to remove the panties?

depends on the panties. thongs = yes, gstring = yes, grannie panties = no

?? r u serious? what is the difference?

and if you make a sexual advance with your girlfriend whom you slept with regularly do u still have to wait for the mating signal or is this like a general rule for a first time encounter.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Beau
just fyi, the 11 satanic rules are:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another?s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

...alot of those make damned good sense.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Mo0o
if you were trying to make a joke then you should try to be funnier so people know you're actually joking

:beer:

- M4H

steals m4h's beer


:evil::beer:

Ha! That's Satan Beer! You're now property of the Devil, beyotch!

- M4H

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Beau
You are all annoying me. Please stop.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: gigapet
those are not so bad rules to follow.......what is the matting signal by the way......

flashing of the genitals

does that include them allowing you to remove the panties?

depends on the panties. thongs = yes, gstring = yes, grannie panties = no

?? r u serious? what is the difference?

and if you make a sexual advance with your girlfriend whom you slept with regularly do u still have to wait for the mating signal or is this like a general rule for a first time encounter.

lol

I have no idea

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Beau
just fyi, the 11 satanic rules are:

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another?s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

...alot of those make damned good sense.

Especially #'s 4 & 7 & 11

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Mo0o
if you were trying to make a joke then you should try to be funnier so people know you're actually joking

:beer:

- M4H

steals m4h's beer


:evil::beer:

Ha! That's Satan Beer! You're now property of the Devil, beyotch!

- M4H

You know, I didn't hear you crying out for someone to lift the burden of your beer from you. He took it from you. You have every right to destroy him now.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Beau
You are all annoying me. Please stop.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

/me destroys gigapet.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: gigapet
those are not so bad rules to follow.......what is the matting signal by the way......

flashing of the genitals

does that include them allowing you to remove the panties?

depends on the panties. thongs = yes, gstring = yes, grannie panties = no

?? r u serious? what is the difference?

and if you make a sexual advance with your girlfriend whom you slept with regularly do u still have to wait for the mating signal or is this like a general rule for a first time encounter.

lol

I have no idea

i definitely need more clarification on this rule...its the only one that isnt fully clicking for me.......

 

[MercenaryForHire]

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
"STFU no0b"

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
See above.

3. When in another?s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
No stealing beer.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
GTFO kthxbye.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
I like this, as it basically precludes 99% of AT from reproducing. This is a GOOD THING.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
"Thou shalt not steal."

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
The power to exploit stupid people in large groups is not magical, just predatory.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
"Stop being such a pussy."

9. Do not harm little children.
Save a child - kill a priest. :evil:

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
What about human animals?

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
I need to put this on a card for the specific purpose of shutting up Mormons and JWs.

- M4H

 

[GasX]

The first rule of Satanism is you do NOT talk about Satanism!

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
The first rule of Satanism is you do NOT talk about Satanism!

The second rule of Satanism is you do NOT talk about Satanism!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: Mwilding
The first rule of Satanism is you do NOT talk about Satanism!

The second rule of Satanism is you do NOT talk about Satanism!

The third rule of Satanism is Satan is good, Satan is our pal.