Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dear England:
On May 8th of every year you will close down your soccer-hooligan country and do whatever menial tasks whatever American in shouting distance requires you to do as thanks for us rescuing you from Germany TWICE. Don't make us kick your ass again in yet another war, two times is enough. You could barely handle Argentina for Gods sake.
PS, you're welcome for us keeping the USSR out of your backyard for 50 years.
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dear England:
On May 8th of every year you will close down your soccer-hooligan country and do whatever menial tasks whatever American in shouting distance requires you to do as thanks for us rescuing you from Germany TWICE. Don't make us kick your ass again in yet another war, two times is enough. You could barely handle Argentina for Gods sake.
PS, you're welcome for us keeping the USSR out of your backyard for 50 years.
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dear England:
On May 8th of every year you will close down your soccer-hooligan country and do whatever menial tasks whatever American in shouting distance requires you to do as thanks for us rescuing you from Germany TWICE. Don't make us kick your ass again in yet another war, two times is enough. You could barely handle Argentina for Gods sake.
PS, you're welcome for us keeping the USSR out of your backyard for 50 years.
You REALLY shouldn't fuck with the Brits over Argentina. We're not doing such a great job with Afghanistan...and it's a country barely out of the stone age...let's not get started on how we're doing in Iraq against a group of insurgents/rebels...
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dear England:
On May 8th of every year you will close down your soccer-hooligan country and do whatever menial tasks whatever American in shouting distance requires you to do as thanks for us rescuing you from Germany TWICE. Don't make us kick your ass again in yet another war, two times is enough. You could barely handle Argentina for Gods sake.
PS, you're welcome for us keeping the USSR out of your backyard for 50 years.
Yeah. LOL. You did it all by yourselves! THANKS!
:roll:
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which She does not fancy).
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dear England:
On May 8th of every year you will close down your soccer-hooligan country and do whatever menial tasks whatever American in shouting distance requires you to do as thanks for us rescuing you from Germany TWICE. Don't make us kick your ass again in yet another war, two times is enough. You could barely handle Argentina for Gods sake.
PS, you're welcome for us keeping the USSR out of your backyard for 50 years.
Yeah. LOL. You did it all by yourselves! THANKS!
:roll:
true, but we were by far the most dominant force.
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dear England:
On May 8th of every year you will close down your soccer-hooligan country and do whatever menial tasks whatever American in shouting distance requires you to do as thanks for us rescuing you from Germany TWICE. Don't make us kick your ass again in yet another war, two times is enough. You could barely handle Argentina for Gods sake.
PS, you're welcome for us keeping the USSR out of your backyard for 50 years.
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
dear england,
Shop is spelled with 1 "p" and no "e." "Color" does not have the letter "u." Most of the world drives on the right side - why are you the black sheep?
The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as Beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat?s Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
Originally posted by: SparkyJJO
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Dear England:
On May 8th of every year you will close down your soccer-hooligan country and do whatever menial tasks whatever American in shouting distance requires you to do as thanks for us rescuing you from Germany TWICE. Don't make us kick your ass again in yet another war, two times is enough. You could barely handle Argentina for Gods sake.
PS, you're welcome for us keeping the USSR out of your backyard for 50 years.
You REALLY shouldn't fuck with the Brits over Argentina. We're not doing such a great job with Afghanistan...and it's a country barely out of the stone age...let's not get started on how we're doing in Iraq against a group of insurgents/rebels...
In case you haven't been paying attention to anything else besides CNN we have been doing much better than they want you to believe.