Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston Are Engaged

[RapidSnail]

Interesting how the baby has blond hair and blue eyes.

 

[mugs]

Interesting how the baby has blond hair and blue eyes.

I had blonde hair when I was a baby, but it got darker when I got older. My mother has brown hair, and my dad has dark brown hair (Spanish)

 

[yllus]

Sarah Palin Responds to Daughter Bristol's Engagement

CNN has a statement from the Palin family regarding the surprise engagement announcement by Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston in Us Weekly, an engagement that Sarah Palin supposedly knew nothing about:

"Bristol, at 19, is now a young adult. As parents we obviously want what is best for our children, but Bristol is ultimately in charge of determining what is best for her and her beautiful son.

Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives.

We pray that, as a couple, Bristol and Levi's relationship matures into one that will allow Tripp to grow up graced with two loving parents in his life."

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Perknose]

Lol, Bristol, Levi and Tripp, the new BLT sandwich!

I smell a reality TV show. Hell, I smell a series of reality TV shows/specials:

The Palin/Johnston Wedding Special: Brought to you by the good folks @ Haliburton!

And Tripp Makes Three: A year in the life of an ordinary celebustar family's life!

He Said, She Said: An in-depth look at the tragic and totally unforeseen break-up of America's fairytale couple!

Bristol Braves Rehab: "I was blimping up from merely pudgy to Walmart shopper proportions! Crystal Meth really seemed to help at first."

Fun At the Fat Farm: "Without my Alaskan White Wonder Powder, 400 lbs was just an extra twinkie away!"

Levi Johnston @ 35: Destiny's Call: Now happily remarried to Bristol for the third time,

"We did it for the children."

And about to become a grandfather for the fourth time,

"Tripp's celebrity status and total lack of impulse control, which I blame on the Democrats, has now made him a father for the fourth time at the tender age of 16. There's just not much else to do up here in Alaska. What was most shocking to Bristol and I this time was the mother, our own 12 year daughter Fall. What a slut! Nevertheless, we stand behind Tripp and Fall as they work through these issues."

Governor Johnston, the Republican front runner, sets his sights on the White House!

"I hear they let you live there for free."

 

[moshquerade]

That is some big time coolness right there.

Shiner get in here! KISS Fans Untie!

 

[AmericasTeam]

This is obviously not a surprise to Sarah. She needs to have her family to be less vulnerable to criticism when she make her next run for an office. Not that this will stop it entirely.

 

[AstroManLuca]

LOL, Sarah Palin concerned about someone else's maturity.

On an unrelated note, Bristol has aged a good 15 years. Wow.

 

[oogabooga]

wtf she's 19? She looks like 29... no, she can even pass for a 39.

Yea she's aged a lot. Damn.

 

[TehMac]

wonder where the baby's blue eyes came from. . .

just as an fyi, baby's eyes are constantly changing from one color to the next in their first year and if I recall, perhaps even into their second and third.

Hell, my eyes changed from brown to hazel when I was 130.

 

[moshquerade]

just as an fyi, baby's eyes are constantly changing from one color to the next in their first year and if I recall, perhaps even into their second and third.

Hell, my eyes changed from brown to hazel when I was 130.

blue eyes don't change to brown though.

And you are OLD!

 

[Train]

damn she got fat.

Oh, and no one cares.

 

[waggy]

blue eyes don't change to brown though.

And you are OLD!

they don't?

"So gray or blue eyes can turn brown, green, or hazel, but brown eyes likely won't lighten and become blue."


Also (nearly) any baby can have blue eyes even if both paretns are brown eyed.

 

[nageov3t]

Interesting how the baby has blond hair and blue eyes.

eh. genetics can be quirky.

my parents both have brown eyes and dark brown hair.

I have green eyes and had really light blond hair until I was like 8-9 years old (then it darkened into light brown)

 

[moshquerade]

they don't?

"So gray or blue eyes can turn brown, green, or hazel, but brown eyes likely won't lighten and become blue."

According to your link, not after the first 9 months of life.

 

[Kadarin]

Sarah Palin Responds to Daughter Bristol's Engagement

That statement can be paraphrased as "We think they are immature idiots for doing this, but hell, all we can do is hope for the best."

 

[NFS4]

That statement can be paraphrased as "We think they are immature idiots for doing this, but hell, all we can do is hope for the best."

Well, Sarah and Todd went off and got married young without parental approval...

 

[DrPizza]

CNN has a statement from the Palin family regarding the surprise engagement announcement by Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston in Us Weekly, an engagement that Sarah Palin supposedly knew nothing about:

I can't think of a single parent who wouldn't know that their own child was engaged prior to that engagement being announced via a nationally circulating publication. *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

 

[IAteYourMother]

According to your link, not after the first 9 months of life.

In either case, we can all agree your knowledge of biology is quite poor

 

[mugs]

Why are we still talking about eye color? Two parents with brown eyes can have a child with blue eyes! Two parents with brown hair can have a child with blonde hair!

 

[moshquerade]

In either case, we can all agree your knowledge of biology is quite poor

Because eye color is equal to ALL of biology.


Also, waggy looked that up. Without google he, nor you would have known what is stated at his link.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Because eye color is equal to ALL of biology.


Also, waggy looked that up. Without google he, nor you would have known what is stated at his link.

Hey it's ok, not everyone has to know biology. Don't get so defensive.

 

[zerocool84]

Not mature enough to get married but mature enough to have a kid??? Great parenting there Palin.

 

[waggy]

Not mature enough to get married but mature enough to have a kid??? Great parenting there Palin.

as if palin (Or any parent) can really stop it short of locking her in the closet.

and before you start saying how i'm just defending palin no matter what you should know i hate the women and wish she would go away.


Bristol (wtf happened to her? she was rather pretty and now looks old) was a mature fully grown women. she is bound to do what kids do and thats have sex. Palin couldnt stoped it.

and no 19 yr old is mature enough for kids or marriage.

 

[zerocool84]

as if palin (Or any parent) can really stop it short of locking her in the closet.

and before you start saying how i'm just defending palin no matter what you should know i hate the women and wish she would go away.


Bristol (wtf happened to her? she was rather pretty and now looks old) was a mature fully grown women. she is bound to do what kids do and thats have sex. Palin couldnt stoped it.

and no 19 yr old is mature enough for kids or marriage.

You forget that Palin is the type that says no birth control of any type so that shows large immaturity.