Bright bulb of the day: I am gonna be a star.

highland145

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My baby's mama's mama gave me this check so I can start a record company cause I got talent. You think I can get that in 20's? Yeah, that's right. $360,000,000,000.00

A 21-year old Texas man named Charles Ray Fuller, seen in mugshot picture below, tried to cash a $360 billion dollar check by adding 9 zeroes to a personal check stolen from his girlfriend’s mother.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, told police that the $360 billion dollar check was to start a record company, but now he’s the one singing the blues.
Fuller, now faces charges of fraud for trying to cash the huge check, unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana. Officers reportedly found two ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and ammunition magazine in his pockets.


According to Fort Worth, Texas police, Fuller said his girlfriend’s mother gave him the check to start his own record business, but for some reason, bank employees wouldn’t cash the $360 billion dollar check without talking to the account owner.
While Fuller waited around, the bank contacted the account’s owner and the woman, his girlfriend’s mother, told them she did not give him permission to take or cash a personal check from her. Their next call was to the police.
In addition to the check forgery charge, 21-year old Charles Ray Fuller was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson told reporters.
In response to a reporter’s question, Lt. Henderson said he did not know if the couple were still dating, which brought a chuckle from the crowd of reporters.
Fuller was released after posting $3,750 bail to ensure his court appearance.
pics of perp and check in the link.
http://1stnews.org/6/charles-ray-fuller/
 
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vshah

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Sep 20, 2003
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lol, his pic is pretty priceless too like "almost did it, muthafuckas!"
 

rcpratt

Lifer
Jul 2, 2009
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I wonder why he stopped at 360 billion.
Obviously even crazies draw the line after 360 billion for a personal check. I mean, if he had gone for 360 trillion, somebody might notice that's more than the global GDP. But billion, nah, that's fine.

Actually, after looking at the guy again...it seems more likely that he just ran out of space for more zeros.
 

darkxshade

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Mar 31, 2001
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so what's the Darwin award equivalent of this called?


He so dumb, the bank should have just handed him a 1 dollar bill with 12 zeros written on it and just sent him on his way. :p
 

BoomerD

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Feb 26, 2006
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Looking at the picture of the perp, he probably doesn't realize the error he made...

"I just needs me sum-mo zeros!!_
 

thepd7

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I believe there is a correlation between the amount of weed this person smokes and this incident