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Breastfeeding class or Alcoholics Anonymous?

Jeeebus

Jeeebus

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So my wife and I attended a breastfeeding class (sry, no pics 🙁 ) last night at the hospital where little Jeeebus will soon be making an appearance. About 30 very pregnant women and their husbands in a lecture hall, with a nurse giving her presentation up front, most of the time either holding a toy boob or a baby doll.

Fast forward an hour or so of fascinating boob technique and nipple video, and some hospital staff lady walks in the back with two guys who look like they fell off the wagon, were dragged by the wagon a few miles, were run over by the wagon as it backed up, and then did a few lines of blow off the wagon wheels when it finally came to a stop.

The two duded sit down in the back.

About 15 seconds later, instructor, with boob in hand, stops her presentation and asks "umm... are you here for the breastfeeding class?"

No reply from either guy, but the lady that walked them in replies with, and I shit you not "Isn't this the AA meeting?"

Sigh.
 
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
So my wife and I attended a breastfeeding class (sry, no pics 🙁 ) last night at the hospital where little Jeeebus will soon be making an appearance. About 30 very pregnant women and their husbands in a lecture hall, with a nurse giving her presentation up front, most of the time either holding a toy boob or a baby doll.

Fast forward an hour or so of fascinating boob technique and nipple video, and some hospital staff lady walks in the back with two guys who look like they fell off the wagon, were dragged by the wagon a few miles, were run over by the wagon as it backed up, and then did a few lines of blow off the wagon wheels when it finally came to a stop.

The two duded sit down in the back.

About 15 seconds later, instructor, with boob in hand, stops her presentation and asks "umm... are you here for the breastfeeding class?"

No reply from either guy, but the lady that walked them in replies with, and I shit you not "Isn't this the AA meeting?"

Sigh.
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ROFL!!!! :laugh: That's the funniest damn thing I've read in weeks! A++! Would read again!!!

ps
I especially enjoyed the vivid color commentary description of the AA meeting attendees!
 
Hmm. major props to those guys from showing up for AA despite clearly falling off the wagon. good luck to them
 
Originally posted by: Drako
Why is there a class for breastfeeding? It seems pretty straightforward to me 🙂.
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for as much as I agree, there are certain dangers in life I tend to avoid, like dropping a scorpion down into my boxers or arguing with a 8 months pregnant wife.
 
My wife always had to plan her wine in conjuction with feeding times so the kids wouldn't get drunk. :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: Drako
Why is there a class for breastfeeding? It seems pretty straightforward to me 🙂.
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for as much as I agree, there are certain dangers in life I tend to avoid, like dropping a scorpion down into my boxers or arguing with a 8 months pregnant wife.
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Good point!

I was just wondering what the hell they could talk about for more than an hour 🙂.

 
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: Drako
Why is there a class for breastfeeding? It seems pretty straightforward to me 🙂.
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for as much as I agree, there are certain dangers in life I tend to avoid, like dropping a scorpion down into my boxers or arguing with a 8 months pregnant wife.
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there are a lot of women that give up on it due to the pain. i know it was really rough on her with our first kid. even when it didn't hurt my wife was constantly concerned that the baby wasn't eating enough since it was/is difficult to measure volume.

 
Originally posted by: Drako
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: Drako
Why is there a class for breastfeeding? It seems pretty straightforward to me 🙂.
Click to expand...

for as much as I agree, there are certain dangers in life I tend to avoid, like dropping a scorpion down into my boxers or arguing with a 8 months pregnant wife.
Click to expand...

Good point!

I was just wondering what the hell they could talk about for more than an hour 🙂.
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shit, my wife actually went to a "lactation consultant" to make sure she had her form down. :laugh: i would think it's kinda creepy watching and adjusting someone while they are breastfeeding.
 
Originally posted by: RKS
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
Originally posted by: Drako
Why is there a class for breastfeeding? It seems pretty straightforward to me 🙂.
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for as much as I agree, there are certain dangers in life I tend to avoid, like dropping a scorpion down into my boxers or arguing with a 8 months pregnant wife.
Click to expand...

there are a lot of women that give up on it due to the pain. i know it was really rough on her with our first kid. even when it didn't hurt my wife was constantly concerned that the baby wasn't eating enough since it was/is difficult to measure volume.
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all joking aside, it was actually pretty informative. And I got to watch video of giant boobies, which was a-ok with me.
 
OK I am not trying to be funny here, but I really and curious. Do you see boobies of other women or something in that class? Like what do you do?
 
:laugh:

My wife and I are going to be going to one of those classes soon also. We're due at the end of June, which is very quickly approaching...
 
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