OK, enough is enough. I have work to do, important work. You constantly want to monopolize all my time. You want may days, my nights, and even my weekends. When I'm not posting to you, you sit in the background on my desktop pouting.
I was never good enough for you anyway! You know I always forget to check my grammar and my spelling when I post. So what if I forget to add a comma or a semicolon. You act like I'm leaving the toilet seat up and you just fell in. Screw you and your dangling participle!
So we are through. Please don't write or send me emails. It's easier this way. It not you, it's me. Adieu.
I was never good enough for you anyway! You know I always forget to check my grammar and my spelling when I post. So what if I forget to add a comma or a semicolon. You act like I'm leaving the toilet seat up and you just fell in. Screw you and your dangling participle!
So we are through. Please don't write or send me emails. It's easier this way. It not you, it's me. Adieu.
