Breaking: Oprah is fat

[ivan2]

They have been talking about it 2 days in a row on Good Morning America and now CNN has it too.

In other news, I gained 10 pounds this year, discuss.

 

[SP33Demon]

Welcome to 1975.

 

[vshah]

this isn't breaking anything.....







but the chair she's sitting on!

 

[nakedfrog]

What the... WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?
Call the President, call the National Guard, CALL JENNY CRAIG!!!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: vshah
this isn't breaking anything.....







but the chair she's sitting on!

If I weren't so lazy I would link to the chair fail video and the beating a dead horse gif.

Instead I will just say R

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: vshah
this isn't breaking anything.....







but the chair she's sitting on!

If I weren't so lazy I would link to the chair fail video and the beating a dead horse gif.

Instead I will just say R

i thought about that but decided to leave it for someone else to link :beer:

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Old Oprah joke:

Did you hear Oprah got arrested at the airport for possession?

Security looked under her dress and found 50 pounds of crack.

 

[irishScott]

So much for Dr. Oz I guess. 😛

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: vshah
this isn't breaking anything.....







but the chair she's sitting on!

If I weren't so lazy I would link to the chair fail video and the beating a dead horse gif.

Instead I will just say R

i thought about that but decided to leave it for someone else to link :beer:

done

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
Welcome to 1975.

....And 1977.
....And 1984.
....And 1987.
....And 1992.
....And 1995.
....And again in 1998.

I think this was covered on MadTV.

 

[nace186]

the question is: would you hit it?

 

[Queasy]

How do Minge and Gary feel about this?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: nace186
the question is: would you hit it?

doesn't matter, you'd just bounce off

 

[V00DOO]

Who doesn't know Oprah is fat!

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: V00DOO
Who doesn't know Oprah is fat!

Oprah, until recently.

 

[Baked]

Why do you care so much about how much she weights. You know she's gonna get her fat sucking check-up when she lift herself doing the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl positions. Hmmm...

 

[moshquerade]

she's finally admitting it. that's the first step.

 

[compuwiz1]

She has an eating disorder.

Look how many times she's dieted, lost weight, then put it all back on, and then some.

Diets don't work, people! Eating right and excercise does.

 

[PottedMeat]

Originally posted by: nace186
the question is: would you hit it?

If dave chappelle would, I would.

Chappelle's Show: My Baby's Momma

"IM RIIICH BITCH!"

 

[FeuerFrei]

ghetto flabulous ?

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: vshah
this isn't breaking anything.....







but the chair she's sitting on!

Heh, your comment reminded me of the other day when I watched a rerun of Bizarre Foods (Andrew Zimmern) where he was getting an oil massage in India and he fell through the chair. I was Loling.

 

[TallBill]

I still weigh more then Oprah, do you?

 

[IGBT]

..off to the lipo joint. should be a new batch of soap available afterwards.

 

[Leros]

I could not find a weigh vs time graph

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: Leros
I could not find a weigh vs time graph

50*sin(t) + 200