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glenn1

Lifer
Sep 6, 2000
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<< Blowing that place up was a very clever move... >>



If it was indeed done by a third party. Seeing as to what time of year it is though, it's not the first time that something like this has happened.....

Accident? Maybe not...

Living on Zionist Time
1999 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

5 September 1999, Jerusalem In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Savings Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.

Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.

At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.

The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Savings Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.

 

ThePresence

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
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<< Blowing that place up was a very clever move... >>



If it was indeed done by a third party. Seeing as to what time of year it is though, it's not the first time that something like this has happened.....

Accident? Maybe not...

Living on Zionist Time
1999 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin

5 September 1999, Jerusalem In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Savings Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.

Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.

At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.

The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Savings Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises.
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Well this is a good thing. If the Israelis wont get all the terrorist scum, maybe they're own stupidity will.
 

FrancesBeansRevenge

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Jun 6, 2001
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<< Will the people who blew up this plant in Syria please stand up and take a bow. I would like to shake your hands and say "Thank You".

You all deserve a raise and a bonus, as well as a two week all expenses paid vacation anyplace in the world you would like.

May many more weapons plants of mass destruction mysteriously blow up.
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I'm next in line to shake thier hands.

If only more weapons factories would blow up.
 

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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<<I'm next in line to shake thier hands.

If only more weapons factories would blow up.>>


Ahhh, but who would blow up the last one? :)
 

ThePresence

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
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<< <<I'm next in line to shake thier hands.

If only more weapons factories would blow up.>>


Ahhh, but who would blow up the last one? :)
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US Special Forces prolly...