Breaking news: Saddam agrees to FULLY disarm

[Miramonti]

Amidst the ominous threat of military action by the United States, Saddam Hussein suprisingly announced today his full intention to comply with the UN resolution 1441 call to disarm. In a rare press conference held today at one of his presidential palaces, Hussein claimed he had already begun the disarming process, and appeared to offer details long sought by the United States of his recent arms program.

He went on to say that "this is a new beginning for the people of Iraq" and that with cooperation from the international community, he will have all of Iraq entirely disarmed by the end of next month.

When asked to comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld remitted, "We knew all along he had some big guns - now we've got the smoking gun."

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[bunker]

When asked to comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld remitted, "We knew all along he had some big guns - now we've got the smoking gun."

Does this mean Rumsfeld wants to go in anyway?

*EDIT - Suppose I shoulda checked the link first

 

[DanTMWTMP]

 

[Bulk Beef]

Don't quit your day job.

 

[guyver01]

Since i don't see this on CNN, and there's a funny pic in the link, i'm gonna assume it's a JOKE

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: bunker

When asked to comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld remitted, "We knew all along he had some big guns - now we've got the smoking gun."

Does this mean Rumsfeld wants to go in anyway?

.....t's just a pic of saddam....w/ no arm....yeah.....

 

[nord1899]

He only DISARMED by half. You lie!

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: nord1899
He only DISARMED by half. You lie!

START THE WAR!!

 

[EndGame]

Hey wait.....Onesa gone already, where's he hiding it?

 

[slycat]

$10 says he has something up his sleeve.

smokers don't quit overnight

 

[Hammer]

LOL

 

[etech]

I think he is holding his smoking gun in his hand.

 

I wonder if Rumsfield shoved that arm up Saddam's arse.

 

[DeafeningSilence]

Something about the title of this thread made me think it was too good to be true.

 

[wnied]

It dont matter now...war is imminent.

~wnied~

 

[dethman]

stupid.

 

[hagbard]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Amidst the ominous threat of military action by the United States, Saddam Hussein suprisingly announced today his full intention to comply with the UN resolution 1441 call to disarm. In a rare press conference held today at one of his presidential palaces, Hussein claimed he had already begun the disarming process, and appeared to offer details long sought by the United States of his recent arms program.

He went on to say that "this is a new beginning for the people of Iraq" and that with cooperation from the international community, he will have all of Iraq entirely disarmed by the end of next month.

When asked to comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld remitted, "We knew all along he had some big guns - now we've got the smoking gun."

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What a fool. He needs to get himself a nuke, the US will respect that.

 

[etech]

Originally posted by: hagbard

Originally posted by: jjsole

Amidst the ominous threat of military action by the United States, Saddam Hussein suprisingly announced today his full intention to comply with the UN resolution 1441 call to disarm. In a rare press conference held today at one of his presidential palaces, Hussein claimed he had already begun the disarming process, and appeared to offer details long sought by the United States of his recent arms program.

He went on to say that "this is a new beginning for the people of Iraq" and that with cooperation from the international community, he will have all of Iraq entirely disarmed by the end of next month.

When asked to comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld remitted, "We knew all along he had some big guns - now we've got the smoking gun."

<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/jjsole/saddamdisarms.jpg" target=blank>text</A>

What a fool. He needs to get himself a nuke, the US will respect that.

He is trying to get a nuke you fool. That's what the US is trying to stop.

 

[hagbard]

Originally posted by: etech

Originally posted by: hagbard

Originally posted by: jjsole

Amidst the ominous threat of military action by the United States, Saddam Hussein suprisingly announced today his full intention to comply with the UN resolution 1441 call to disarm. In a rare press conference held today at one of his presidential palaces, Hussein claimed he had already begun the disarming process, and appeared to offer details long sought by the United States of his recent arms program.

He went on to say that "this is a new beginning for the people of Iraq" and that with cooperation from the international community, he will have all of Iraq entirely disarmed by the end of next month.

When asked to comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld remitted, "We knew all along he had some big guns - now we've got the smoking gun."

<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/jjsole/saddamdisarms.jpg" target=blank>text</A>

What a fool. He needs to get himself a nuke, the US will respect that.

He is trying to get a nuke you fool. That's what the US is trying to stop.

No one wants to nuke us. What the NK experience tells us, to get respect from the Police States, you need some nukes. I'm sure most countries are catching on to this lesson.

 

[etech]

No one wants to nuke us. What the NK experience tells us, to get respect from the Police States, you need some nukes. I'm sure most countries are catching on to this lesson.

So what are you saying , that you want every despotic leader and tryant out there to have nukes. That's a great idea.

 

[hagbard]

Originally posted by: etech

No one wants to nuke us. What the NK experience tells us, to get respect from the Police States, you need some nukes. I'm sure most countries are catching on to this lesson.

So what are you saying , that you want every despotic leader and tryant out there to have nukes. That's a great idea.

Either that, our be taken over by the US Empire. What do you think they'll choose?

 

[VBboy]

Son't make me go over there and "disarm" you!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

well nukes are aces in the hole. Even people like saddam wouldn't use it unless it was a last resort, cause he knows as well as every other nation does that the use of one means total and complete retaliation. I.E. he launhes one at Isreal, Isreal will retaliate and Iraq will be Awreck. Other Arab nations will either invade Isreal or bomb them and it will snowball.

I guess the main point is the people like Saddam and Kim Jong Daffy Duck Want to be in power and will not start anything with nukes, especially with the U.S. cause they can't win.

 

[optoman]

Bastard, I thought that Saddam finally gave in. Laughed at the pic,

 

[charrison]

Originally posted by: hagbard

Originally posted by: etech

Originally posted by: hagbard

Originally posted by: jjsole

Amidst the ominous threat of military action by the United States, Saddam Hussein suprisingly announced today his full intention to comply with the UN resolution 1441 call to disarm. In a rare press conference held today at one of his presidential palaces, Hussein claimed he had already begun the disarming process, and appeared to offer details long sought by the United States of his recent arms program.

He went on to say that "this is a new beginning for the people of Iraq" and that with cooperation from the international community, he will have all of Iraq entirely disarmed by the end of next month.

When asked to comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld remitted, "We knew all along he had some big guns - now we've got the smoking gun."

<a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/jjsole/saddamdisarms.jpg" target=blank>text</A>

What a fool. He needs to get himself a nuke, the US will respect that.

He is trying to get a nuke you fool. That's what the US is trying to stop.

No one wants to nuke us. What the NK experience tells us, to get respect from the Police States, you need some nukes. I'm sure most countries are catching on to this lesson.

No, NK just needs to wait their turn.