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AccruedExpenditure

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May 12, 2001
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In a undisclosed history course on ancient civilizations, a student remarked 'but where do adam and eve come in to play in all of this?' as the professor discussed the origins of civilization.

Can worms think? a recent study proved...no they cannot.

according to an udisclosed but recent poll, most people think it would be funny if they were to see slow motion footage of a monkey getting punched in the face.

two men were spotted on the patio of 'Ralphs' shouting 'you-then' to which an unknown party replied...'shalom.'

an old man near the UCLA campus wearing a 'free darfur' t-shirt was spotted walking his dog which wore a neck brace, reportedley worth 5,000 dollars.

somone died.

somone was born.

Tune in next time.
 

Shawn

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Apr 20, 2003
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Teacher should have told the student that Adam and Eve is covered in Ancient Mythology, not Ancient Civilizations.
 

giantpinkbunnyhead

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Movie quote...

Sylvia Lopez: "This just in! I'm cheating on my husband... with the weatherman!"

weatherman: "Hey hey hey!"

-Little Nicky

 

sao123

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May 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
In a undisclosed history course on ancient civilizations, a student remarked 'but where do adam and eve come in to play in all of this?' as the professor discussed the origins of civilization.

Can worms think? a recent study proved...no they cannot.

according to an udisclosed but recent poll, most people think it would be funny if they were to see slow motion footage of a monkey getting punched in the face.

two men were spotted on the patio of 'Ralphs' shouting 'you-then' to which an unknown party replied...'shalom.'

an old man near the UCLA campus wearing a 'free darfur' t-shirt was spotted walking his dog which wore a neck brace, reportedley worth 5,000 dollars.

somone died.

somone was born.

Tune in next time.


in other news... bashing the christians is getting stupid... almost as stupid as debating that the .9999r on the treadmill will take off.