Well, here's the thing... the noise only happens as I feather the pedal, but not so much as to allow the car to move. Basically instead of having the pedal pushed halfway in, I have it pushed about 1/8 to 1/4 of the way in, and there is a sweet spot somewhere in there. Some times it is a simple chirp... if I find the sweet spot and hold it there, it can be a long, drawn out chirp. But again, at no point does the vehicle move. The chirping is directly relational to where I have the break pedal pushed in, which doesn't make me think it's a belt, though I can't really say for sure.
At this point, cprince's suggestions seem likely... especially the brake pedal linkage business.
One last note, if it aids in the cause, is that when I checked the fluid, it was full. I haven't had to add any fluid yet, which, as far as I know, would suggest that it isn't leaking fluid anywhere... though that could be a poor assumption as well.
Thanks for your suggestions thus far, and keep em coming.