Brain disorder that causes hallucinations and tooth-shattering. Go Canadians!

[BarkingGhostar]

And yet we thought COVID was going to be a problem. Read.

 

[RLGL]

I am really skeptical of the article. Seems like a misinformation campaign. Oh BTW Bigfoot was also in the area.

 

[sdifox]

So that is what's bugging Red Squirrel

 

[Jon-T]

If has the same symptoms as Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, but, is about 100 time as rare.

No need for fear, just don't eat any raw moose.

 

[Pohemi]

No need for fear, just don't eat any raw moose.

So long as my beaver with maple syrup is safe for consumption...

 

[Torn Mind]

Mystery brain disorder baffles Canadian doctors

Spasms, memory loss and hallucinations among symptoms of patients, mostly in Acadian peninsula of New Brunswick province

www.theguardian.com

Not April Fools since it was published on March 30th.

 

[PowerEngineer]

Mad moose disease. 🦌

 

[Svnla]

So that is what's bugging Red Squirrel

Poor Red. Plus the tooth shattering problem he would have to face, very soon, Red would have to change his name to Red Beaver because he would have only two big front teeth left.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Sounds fun /s

Wonder what it is

 

[Red Squirrel]

Sounds pretty horrible. I should probably ask to get tested for that when I see my doctor, I have an extremely bad sleep jaw clenching issue that escalated out of nowhere in the past week or so and I would probably be shattering my teeth if I did not have a mouth guard. I can barely eat solids because the jaw pain is too extreme. I don't have any hallucinations though... But I'm willing to try any drug I can get my hands on at this point so the hallucinations might come.

 

[sandorski]

Sounds pretty horrible. I should probably ask to get tested for that when I see my doctor, I have an extremely bad sleep jaw clenching issue that escalated out of nowhere in the past week or so and I would probably be shattering my teeth if I did not have a mouth guard. I can barely eat solids because the jaw pain is too extreme. I don't have any hallucinations though... But I'm willing to try any drug I can get my hands on at this point so the hallucinations might come.

What if you are imagining us?

 

[pmv]

What if you are imagining us?

Then he's a very sick man.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Sounds pretty horrible. I should probably ask to get tested for that when I see my doctor, I have an extremely bad sleep jaw clenching issue that escalated out of nowhere in the past week or so and I would probably be shattering my teeth if I did not have a mouth guard. I can barely eat solids because the jaw pain is too extreme. I don't have any hallucinations though... But I'm willing to try any drug I can get my hands on at this point so the hallucinations might come.

You do realize that Anandtech, to you, is a hallucination, right?