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Brain dead

polarmystery

Diamond Member
Sitting here at work and I can't do my work. My mind is blank. Anyone else ever feel like that? I'm trying to "do" the work...but it's like I can't do anything cause of a void in my head. Thoughts?

NOTE: It's not a case of the Mondays...
 
(1)- Go to convenience store.

(2)- Buy Qty. 2 of each of the following :

Spike Energy
Redline Energy
Extreme Rush Energy
5 Hour Energy

(3)- Make sure portable defibrillator is standing by, along with someone able to operate it.

(4)- Drink all of the above in less than 5 minutes

(5)- ...

(6)- PROFIT!!!
 
Originally posted by: Arkaign
(1)- Go to convenience store.

(2)- Buy Qty. 2 of each of the following :

Spike Energy
Redline Energy
Extreme Rush Energy
5 Hour Energy

(3)- Make sure someone is standing by with the number to the local funeral home.

(4)- Drink all of the above in less than 5 minutes

(5)- ...

(6)- PROFIT!!!

fixed
 
Redbull and other energy drinks do little to nothing for me, but once 5 Hour Energy kicked in it was redonkadonk. Lasted for longer than 5 hours, too.

So drink like 2 of the Extra Strength ones and then run a coupla miles!
 
Originally posted by: dNor
Redbull and other energy drinks do little to nothing for me, but once 5 Hour Energy kicked in it was redonkadonk. Lasted for longer than 5 hours, too.

So drink like 2 of the Extra Strength ones and then run a coupla miles!

If you want a quick kick in the nuts, try the 'Extreme Rush' from 7-11 or whereever. Looks like gatorade or something, in clear plastic. That shit makes my hair feel like it's on fucking fire.
 
Originally posted by: dNor
Redbull and other energy drinks do little to nothing for me, but once 5 Hour Energy kicked in it was redonkadonk. Lasted for longer than 5 hours, too.

So drink like 2 of the Extra Strength ones and then run a coupla miles!
I've always wondering how those 5 hour things are since I've been seeing them. Energy drinks don't do a whole lot for me either but I drink them cause I like the taste. Guess I'll have to try one of those 5 hour badboys.
 
Originally posted by: clamum
Energy drinks don't do a whole lot for me either but I drink them cause I like the taste.

Shens. No one drinks energy drinks because they taste good. If they did, they'd have caffeine-free energy drinks right next to decaf coffee and non-alcoholic beer in the aisle of "fucking retarded moments in marketing."
 
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: dNor
Redbull and other energy drinks do little to nothing for me, but once 5 Hour Energy kicked in it was redonkadonk. Lasted for longer than 5 hours, too.

So drink like 2 of the Extra Strength ones and then run a coupla miles!
I've always wondering how those 5 hour things are since I've been seeing them. Energy drinks don't do a whole lot for me either but I drink them cause I like the taste. Guess I'll have to try one of those 5 hour badboys.

I was surprised it did anything since energy drinks have so little effect on me. It took a while to kick in and kind of creeped on, but once it started it lasted a good full 8 hours.

They're definitely worth checking out if you're looking for something. God help you if you take one of the Extra Strength ones.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: clamum
Energy drinks don't do a whole lot for me either but I drink them cause I like the taste.

Shens. No one drinks energy drinks because they taste good. If they did, they'd have caffeine-free energy drinks right next to decaf coffee and non-alcoholic beer in the aisle of "fucking retarded moments in marketing."

Yea when you are younger I dont think you "notice" the caffiene high as much. Now that im in my 20's, a AMP, big Monster, or big Redbull get me wired as hell.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: clamum
Energy drinks don't do a whole lot for me either but I drink them cause I like the taste.

Shens. No one drinks energy drinks because they taste good. If they did, they'd have caffeine-free energy drinks right next to decaf coffee and non-alcoholic beer in the aisle of "fucking retarded moments in marketing."

I do. Red-Bull is delicious.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: clamum
Energy drinks don't do a whole lot for me either but I drink them cause I like the taste.

Shens. No one drinks energy drinks because they taste good. If they did, they'd have caffeine-free energy drinks right next to decaf coffee and non-alcoholic beer in the aisle of "fucking retarded moments in marketing."

Pshaw, Rock Star is delicious.
 
Hmm...

Any other suggestions for energy drinks? 50,000mg would kill me I think but hey, at least I won't be at work anymore!
 
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