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Bradruth inspired cop joke.

shilala

shilala

Lifer
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
 
Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a computer and an AT account."
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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a computer and an AT account."
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😀

 
If you are going to post a forwarded eleventy-billion time email message, fix the formatting.

You do get points for removign the greater than signs though.
 
Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: bradruth
Eh, I've heard it before...and I've heard better. 😛
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Your mouth is flapping, but all I hear is oink! oink!

😀😉
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It must be a muffled oink due to all the pastries and coffee I have crammed in there.
 
Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
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lol Pepsi90919 actually made me laugh more than the joke......

hows teh kitty nipples?
 
Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
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lol Pepsi90919 actually made me laugh more than the joke......

hows teh kitty nipples?
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Hard as a rock.

 
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