Bradruth inspired cop joke.

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shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
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While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
 
XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
12,572
0
0
Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a computer and an AT account."
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shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
11,437
1
76
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a computer and an AT account."
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:D

 
Evadman

Evadman

Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Feb 18, 2001
30,990
5
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If you are going to post a forwarded eleventy-billion time email message, fix the formatting.

You do get points for removign the greater than signs though.
 
bradruth

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
13,479
2
81
Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: bradruth
Eh, I've heard it before...and I've heard better. :p
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Your mouth is flapping, but all I hear is oink! oink!

:D;)
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It must be a muffled oink due to all the pastries and coffee I have crammed in there.
 
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otispunkmeyer

Lifer
Jun 14, 2003
10,442
0
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Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
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lol Pepsi90919 actually made me laugh more than the joke......

hows teh kitty nipples?
 
shilala

shilala

Lifer
Oct 5, 2004
11,437
1
76
Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
Originally posted by: shilala
While she was "flying"down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing
smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher. And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."
Click to expand...


lol Pepsi90919 actually made me laugh more than the joke......

hows teh kitty nipples?
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Hard as a rock.

 
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