Brad Pitt vs. a Bear

[Fingolfin269]

Who would win in a fight? Brad Pitt or a bear?

 

[notfred]

If the fight was over your girlfriend, Brad Pitt would win. Otherwise, Brad Pitt would still win.

 

[amcdonald]

this is stupid.
Brad pitt is just a figment of edward norton's imagination...

 

[Heisenberg]

:sigh;

We need a parody thread forum.

 

[mb]

Question: Does Brat Pitt have a frying pan handy?

 

[Orsorum]

This is not a parody thread. This is vital information, people!

 

[mobobuff]

Brad Pitt. He'd whip out that one move where he jumps and flails and dodges a whole inch and stabs the bear in the heart between its shoulder blades.

 

[Arkitech]

Jennifer Aniston would win, she would feed Brad to the bear and collect the insurance

 

[nakedfrog]

Brad Pitt. He'd act Smokey to death, and seduce and murder the Koala bear.

 

[Chronoshock]

One more for the mods to lock plz