Boycott Jewish products!

[dribgnikcom]

Due to the terrible occupation by the nazi zionist force in Israel, anyone humane enough should help our holy "palestinian" cause for our wonderful homeland.

Please join us in the boycott of the following Jewish products:
The Wasserman Test for syphilis,
Digitalis, discovered by Doctor Nuslin,
Insulin, discovered by Doctor Minofsky,
Chloral Hydrate, discovered by Doctor Lifreich,
The Schick Test for Diphtheria,
Vitamins, discovered by Doctor Funk,
Streptomycin, discovered by Doctor Woronan,
The Polio Pill by Doctor Sabin and
The Polio Vaccine by Doctor Jonas Salk.

By the praise of Allah the world will see that our causes of Jihad in Israel, the Philippines, India, Chechnya, Bosnia, and countless other places are quite righteous afterall.

 

[bandXtrb]

??

 

[loup garou]

LOL

 

[DAWeinG]

For your reference

 

[fatalbert]

LMAO

 

[yakko]

hehe

 

[StattlichPassat]

You gotta be kidding me... this coming from someone with a picture of a chick with green hair for their avitar? You're from Berkley, right?

LMAO...

 

[apoppin]

<< The Wasserman Test for syphilis,
Digitalis, discovered by Doctor Nuslin,
Insulin, discovered by Doctor Minofsky,
Chloral Hydrate, discovered by Doctor Lifreich,
The Schick Test for Diphtheria,
Vitamins, discovered by Doctor Funk,
Streptomycin, discovered by Doctor Woronan,
The Polio Pill by Doctor Sabin and
The Polio Vaccine by Doctor Jonas Salk. >>



Thank goodness I don't need any of those.

And "vitamins" would still be here, discovered or not.

 

[element]

<< You gotta be kidding me... this coming from someone with a picture of a chick with green hair for their avitar? You're from Berkley, right?

LMAO... >>



Ever heard of sarcasm?

The terrorist's cause is as righteous as a priest in a daycare center. Obviously the green haired one who's name is about as unpronouncable as a typical Islamic Jihad terrorist is being sarcastic.

 

[apoppin]

I think the Arabs are asking for a boycott of the nation of Israel's products, not Jewish Doctor's discoveries:

Here are some of Israel's exports:

Aerospace & Aviation (104) Footwear (118)

Agro Technology (819) Furniture (17)

Arts & Crafts/Giftware (99) Healthcare & Medical (563)

Automotive (308) IT & Telecommunication (3428)

Biotechnology (493) Jewelry (155)

Building & Construction (148) Metal & Machinery (116)

Camping & Sports (8) Office Supplies (21)

Chemicals (358) Optics (20)

Cosmetics & Toiletries (273) Plastic & Rubber, Packaging (1178)

Defense (67) Professional Services & Int. Projects (69)

Do-It -Yourself (106) Publishing Books & Printing (269)

Education, Training (23) Safety & Security (538)

Electronics (112) Services (74)

Energy (20) Software & Computerized Systems (417)

Environmental Technology (453) Textile & Apparel (77)

Films & Television (12) Toys & Games (21)

Food (142)

 

[Pepsi90919]

: D

 

[Legendary]

ROFLOL

 

[notfred]

<< Jewish products >>



do they make anything besides bagels?

 

[dribgnikcom]

<< Here are some of Israel's exports: >>



Here are some of our Allah bless be he's people's exports:

Terrorism
Falafels with dead flies inside
Beautiful mosques
Beautiful underarm aroma on a hot sunny day
More Terrorism
Ali Al Abdula-Al-Jaffar's vivacious camel poop fuel
Socially superior gas stop clerks

 

[Jimbo]

I'm surprised that the mellon heads did not catch on sooner that this was a joke.

Good Post dribgnikcom

 

[element]

<<

<< Jewish products >>



do they make anything besides bagels? >>



No, they trade bagels for everything. The current currency exchange rate for a bagel is $1 billion U.S. dollars. So if you want an authentic Israeli bagel you gotta fork over $1 billion. Fortunately for bagel lovers in the U.S. the govt collects enough taxes for us to have plenty of fscking bagels.

 

[apoppin]

Ah, the Arab exports:


<< Exports?commodities: crude oil 45%, natural gas, reexports, dried fish, dates >>

OIL.

 

[ElFenix]

i'm gonna boycott my jewish roommate

 

[element]

<< Ah, the Arab exports:


<< Exports?commodities: crude oil 45%, natural gas, reexports, dried fish, dates >>

OIL. >>



Did they export Jerboy too? He can be your date and is a fruit too.

 

[dukdukgoos]

Wow, amazingly racist thread. Can we please keep the ignorant stereotyping down to low roar?

 

[apoppin]

<< Wow, amazingly racist thread. Can we please keep the ignorant stereotyping down to low roar?

>>



This qualifies as "satire", not racism. If anything, it is poking fun at Jewish and Arab stereotypes (so far, anyway).

 

[aphex]

I am jewish and plan on boycotting absolutely NOTHING. Have a nice day.

 

[Booster]

<< Boycott Jewish products! >>



My sympathies are entirely on the Jewish side. Looks like this thread is just a joke though.

 

[Martin]

do they also export dumbasses named dribgnikcom too? I'm all for such a boycott.

 

[m2kewl]

LOL