Boy survives shooting by dad playing dead

GermyBoy

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Either way you look at it, the kids dad would've been dead by the time he graduated from high school.
 

GasX

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was dad shooting at him to make him stop playing computer games?
 

pyonir

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I read the title as: Boy survives shooting......by dad playing dead.
(like his dad played dead so the boy could survive)

yes that was before I read the article. :confused:

:eek:
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: pyonir
I read the title as: Boy survives shooting......by dad playing dead.
(like his dad played dead so the boy could survive)

yes that was before I read the article. :confused:

:eek:
Me too.
 

PoPPeR

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luckily for the kid the dad decided to take his own life. Our legal system would probably force the kid back to living with his dad or something if he wasn't dead.
 

PoPPeR

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would have been like, "HA!!! Only a lousy flesh wound, Dad." Then flipped him off.
and then he'd of shot you and no one would ever know of your heroic deed

 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would have been like, "HA!!! Only a lousy flesh wound, Dad." Then flipped him off.
and then he'd of shot you and no one would ever know of your heroic deed

Ah, but does that mean that it still wouldn't have been teh funniest thing evar???
 

virtuamike

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I would have been like, "HA!!! Only a lousy flesh wound, Dad." Then flipped him off.
and then he'd of shot you and no one would ever know of your heroic deed

Ah, but does that mean that it still wouldn't have been teh funniest thing evar???

Yeah, you'll find a chalk drawing of the boy giving the finger
 
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Am I the only one who finds this story a little suspicious? The way it is reported, it sounds likelier that the kid staged the whole thing (though that would be fairly elaborate criminal activity for a 9-year old).
 

Pocatello

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Only in America, argue with your spouse, gun down your spouse and you kid, kill yourself, make the evening news.
 

Bulk Beef

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Am I the only one who finds this story a little suspicious?
I thought about that too, but I'm sure they would have checked the kid for gunshot residue.
 

Yax

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Watch out for that adult sibling. Would he be from the Father's side, morther's side or both? Hope, not from father's side.
 
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Originally posted by: sward666
Am I the only one who finds this story a little suspicious?
I thought about that too, but I'm sure they would have checked the kid for gunshot residue.

He would only have had to wash his hands to get rid of it - those paraffin tests are not very sensitive. Hell, just riding his bike might have cleared them off. I certainly hope I am being paranoid, but this sounds really fishy to me.
 

DigDug

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And notice how they start the article with the boy "eating cookies and drinking milk" whereupon the horror ensued. This is text book sensationalism. The should have had him "writing a letter to Santa" for better effect.
 

andylawcc

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Originally posted by: Don_Vito
Am I the only one who finds this story a little suspicious? The way it is reported, it sounds likelier that the kid staged the whole thing (though that would be fairly elaborate criminal activity for a 9-year old).


I feel stupid