Boy (A stolen Mitchel joke)

[mitchel]

A guy was walking down the street when he noticed a little boy walking around with a piece of steak on his head. So he asked, "Little boy, why do you have a piece of steak on your head?"

"I'm not a boy," the boy answered. "I'm a fork."

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I smiled

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: mitchel
A guy was walking down the street when he noticed a little boy walking around with a piece of steak on his head. So he asked, "Little boy, why do you have a piece of steak on your head?"

"I'm not a boy," the boy answered. "I'm a fork."

You are no Brutuskend!

 

[mb]

ban

 

[Tweak155]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I smiled

I did not.
2/10 for at least making it up.

 

[Jeff7]

That made no forking sense.

 

[Iron Woode]

this thread

 

[Flammable]

i dont get it

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: Flammable
i dont get it

OP is the boy..err...fork.

 

[Corporate Thug]

Originally posted by: Flammable
i dont get it

 

[theprodigalrebel]

It sounded to me like something Ralph Wiggum would say, which is why I smiled.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
It sounded to me like something Ralph Wiggum would say, which is why I smiled.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Flammable
i dont get it

 

[Canai]

ban

 

[Soundmanred]

U R A FALE X BAJILLION

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug

Originally posted by: Flammable
i dont get it

 

[Robert Munch]

balls itch

 

[alien42]

booooo

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
It sounded to me like something Ralph Wiggum would say, which is why I smiled.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

When I grow up, I wanna be a fire truck!

 

[njmodi]

I'm hoping there is some UNIX symbolism that I don't understand... otherwise 0/10

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
It sounded to me like something Ralph Wiggum would say, which is why I smiled.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

When I grow up, I wanna be a fire truck!

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!

KT