Box full of Kittens - A stolen M4H joke

[MercenaryForHire]

One day, a preacher was walking along the street, and he came across a boy with a box filled with newly born kittens.

"Boy, what kind of kittens do you have there?" the preacher asked the young boy.

"They're Christian kittens, sir" the boy replied.

The preacher, nods, smiles and walks along.

Two weeks later he comes across the same boy and asks "How are those Christian kittens of yours doing?"

The boy smiles at him, looks up and says "Oh, they're not Christian kittens anymore."

The preacher, shocked by this exclaims "What? My goodness, what happened?"

The boy continues to smile and says to him, "Well, their eyes are open now. They're atheists."

- M4H

 

[BigPoppa]

*chuckle*

 

[DurocShark]

:beer:😀

 

[dullard]

Good one. Although I can forsee a flame war coming.

 

[Ameesh]

My Goodness!

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
*chuckle*

 

[Ikonomi]

Hey, don't bring those poor, cute, innocent kittens into this.

 

[Quixfire]

That's so old the words are dusty.

 

[eakers]

BOOOO
HISSSS

 

[amcdonald]

This joke would have been much funnier if masturbation was involved.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: amcdonald
This joke would have been much funnier if masturbation was involved.

Maybe if it was "One day, a Catholic Priest was walking along the street, and he came upon a boy..."

- M4H

 

[SuperFreaky]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: amcdonald
This joke would have been much funnier if masturbation was involved.

Maybe if it was "One day, a Catholic Priest was walking along the street, and he came upon a boy..."

- M4H

nice

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: SuperFreaky

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: amcdonald
This joke would have been much funnier if masturbation was involved.

Maybe if it was "One day, a Catholic Priest was walking along the street, and he came upon a boy..."

- M4H

nice

No, that's kind of rough ... and I'm not even Catholic.

 

[Howard]

I smiled.

 

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
*chuckle*

*chortle*

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
*chuckle*

*chortle*

*gurgle*

 

[rayray2]

I think it should be the other way around. They were atheists until thier eyes are open and they can see the reality of creation and hence know that there has to be a God.

 

[Actaeon]

😀, nice!

 

[marquee]

Originally posted by: rayray2
I think it should be the other way around. They were atheists until thier eyes are open and they can see the reality of creation and hence know that there has to be a God.

who created God? oh, God just existed? by the same logic, I'll just say the universe just existed.

but anyways.. cool joke 🙂

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: rayray2
I think it should be the other way around. They were atheists until thier eyes are open and they can see the reality of creation and hence know that there has to be a God.

Go back to beating your little book and ignoring the real world.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: DurocShark
:beer:😀

 

[rayray2]

Originally posted by: marquee

Originally posted by: rayray2
I think it should be the other way around. They were atheists until thier eyes are open and they can see the reality of creation and hence know that there has to be a God.

who created God? oh, God just existed? by the same logic, I'll just say the universe just existed.

but anyways.. cool joke 🙂

Who created God you ask?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: rayray2

Originally posted by: marquee

Originally posted by: rayray2
I think it should be the other way around. They were atheists until thier eyes are open and they can see the reality of creation and hence know that there has to be a God.

who created God? oh, God just existed? by the same logic, I'll just say the universe just existed.

but anyways.. cool joke 🙂

Who created God you ask?

So basically your proof of God is that the men who wrote the Bible wrote that it was the word of God and that God exists? I've got rocks smarter than you.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: rayray2
I think it should be the other way around. They were atheists until thier eyes are open and they can see the reality of creation and hence know that there has to be a God.

Go back to beating your little book and ignoring the real world.

 

[Martin]

very nice.