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Mookow

Lifer
I'm taking a semester off college, and working as a roofer (needed the time to make some money). Anyway, today my co-worker and I are working on two seperate parts of what will become a Chili's. This is near a mall. He calls me over to see something. When I get there, he asks me "What do you see in that parking lot?" In the parking lot on his side of the building, about 60-75 yards away, is a shiny (well, except for the plastic) red Chevy Avalanche. It is most of the way back from a Kohl's, and since the Chili's isnt open yet our side of the parking lot is deserted. Anyway, it is parked almost sideways to us, with the driver's side closest. The back windows are tinted, we cant tell about the front windows because they are rolled down. Inside, two people are going at it. And by going at it, I mean full out f***ing. In the front seat. With the windows down, in a mall parking lot, at about 3:45PM. Occasionally, we can hear the chick yelling.

Needless to say, I stayed and helped my co-worker on his side until they finished. Then when the girl exited the truck to get into her Oldsmobile, we applauded. Not because she was hot (she wasnt), but because the dude turned out to be about 55-60, and she was about 25.

My co-worker thought they must be having an affair. I think the chick was more likely to be a hooker, due to the age difference and the location. Though one of them has to be an exhibitionist, because they did roll down the front window (at least, on the driver's side), and it isnt all that hot in Ohio in October. Although, it did look like they were kissing, and from what I hear most hookers dont do that.

Anyway, I thought I'd share my amusing work experience of the day.
 
Originally posted by: bdjohnson
cliffs notes pls

Cliff
Mookow noticed a Chevy Avalanche with Window rolled down.

Saw a male and female having sexual intercourse.

When they ended their copulation and the young lady exited the vehicle, he gave her a kind applause.
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Who told you most hookers don't kiss? 😕

Fausto did. He said it was one of the things that made him unique. 😛


We didnt take any pics, since we didnt have a useful camera. My co-worker has a camera phone, but if we used that from where we were you might, just might, be able to tell that it was in fact a red Avalanche. We were considering walking over to Kohls to see if they had any blackmail materials... I mean, disposable cameras. But the boss was supposed to be showing up soon and neither of us wanted to be caught off site.
 
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Who told you most hookers don't kiss? 😕

This is obvious: Pretty Woman.

This movie can also be credited with the god-awful phrase, "Handles like it's on rails".
 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
I really shouldn't care...but I'm actually curious as to what circumstances surrounded this incident.

Im now ready to be finished off too 😱
😀:Q
 
memories ... been caught too many times before. Thank God I have a place now.

BTW I too have heard hookers do not kiss. You hear them say it in movies (Pretty woman).
 
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Who told you most hookers don't kiss? 😕

This is obvious: Pretty Woman.

This movie can also be credited with the god-awful phrase, "Handles like it's on rails".

You've seen pretty woman?
 
I've never fvcked in a car, and I can't say I've ever wanted too. I need my space to perform, I'd rather not be hindered by seats and stick shifts, etc.
 
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