Posting from home 
Kidding - my boss came in about a minute after I posted the last update. Said the boss wanted to see me.
So we went down the hall to his office.
There's the boss, and another guy and 4 cups on his desk. Gave me some B.S. about how glad he was that they decided to promote me, now that I'm finally meeting their expectations of a Senior Project engineer. So we sat around and shot the sh|t for awhile and drank the beer - the other two guys turned him down, so we each had half. Not that Budweiser is all that great, but I'm glad I didn't buy some crap
I'm kind of a lightweight, come Monday, I'm gonna have to take a hard look at anything else I do this afternoon
To top it off, the boss put the empty in the desk drawer of the manager in the next office down
Kidding - my boss came in about a minute after I posted the last update. Said the boss wanted to see me.
So we went down the hall to his office.
There's the boss, and another guy and 4 cups on his desk. Gave me some B.S. about how glad he was that they decided to promote me, now that I'm finally meeting their expectations of a Senior Project engineer. So we sat around and shot the sh|t for awhile and drank the beer - the other two guys turned him down, so we each had half. Not that Budweiser is all that great, but I'm glad I didn't buy some crap
I'm kind of a lightweight, come Monday, I'm gonna have to take a hard look at anything else I do this afternoon
To top it off, the boss put the empty in the desk drawer of the manager in the next office down
Congrats. Maybe I should do that.
This was a disappointment though. I was expecting to see something tragic.
This was a disappointment though. I was expecting to see something tragic.
Zanix
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- Feb 11, 2003
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Originally posted by: Armitage
Posting from home
Kidding - my boss came in about a minute after I posted the last update. Said the boss wanted to see me.
So we went down the hall to his office.
There's the boss, and another guy and 4 cups on his desk. So we sat around and shot the sh|t for awhile and drank the beer - the other two guys turned him down, so we each had half. Not that Budweiser is all that great, but I'm glad I didn't buy some crap
I'm kind of a lightweight, come Monday, I'm gonna have to take a hard look at anything else I do this afternoon
To top it off, the boss put the empty in the desk drawer of the manager in the next office down
Lmao!! Yessss! Too bad they don't sell beer in two-liters!
DainBramaged
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- Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Armitage
Posting from home
Kidding - my boss came in about a minute after I posted the last update. Said the boss wanted to see me.
So we went down the hall to his office.
There's the boss, and another guy and 4 cups on his desk. Gave me some B.S. about how glad he was that they decided to promote me, now that I'm finally meeting their expectations of a Senior Project engineer. So we sat around and shot the sh|t for awhile and drank the beer - the other two guys turned him down, so we each had half. Not that Budweiser is all that great, but I'm glad I didn't buy some crap
I'm kind of a lightweight, come Monday, I'm gonna have to take a hard look at anything else I do this afternoon
To top it off, the boss put the empty in the desk drawer of the manager in the next office down
LOL...I like the frame up!
Originally posted by: tm37
Lets hope the sex policy is more restrictive than the beer policy
I guess you are into bondage, huh?
JImmyK
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- Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: Armitage
Posting from home
Kidding - my boss came in about a minute after I posted the last update. Said the boss wanted to see me.
So we went down the hall to his office.
There's the boss, and another guy and 4 cups on his desk. So we sat around and shot the sh|t for awhile and drank the beer - the other two guys turned him down, so we each had half. Not that Budweiser is all that great, but I'm glad I didn't buy some crap
I'm kind of a lightweight, come Monday, I'm gonna have to take a hard look at anything else I do this afternoon
To top it off, the boss put the empty in the desk drawer of the manager in the next office down
Lmao!! Yessss! Too bad they don't sell beer in two-liters!
haha I loved it, its great to be in an office where the boss has a sense of humor. And every year-end the boss brings in 50 choclate bottles with hard liqueor in it, to bad I dont drink
your sig is pathetic man
wohooo a nipple lets call the boys over and start a circle jerk,.... wtf
It should of been like this:
Boss: What the fvck is this?
Him: Umm, it's your beer sir.
Boss: You call Budweiser beer? And we ain't in the ghetto so I dont know why you picked up a ghetto 32oz'er.
Him: Well at the salary you're paying me, it's all I can afford.
Boss: Son, you better shotgun this sh!t right now or your a$$ is grass.
Him: Chug, chug, chug
Boss: You're dumber than I though. Did it cross your mind that drinking on the premise is ground for termination. Pack your sh!t and get the fvck out.
Him: But sir...
Boss: (On the intercom) Get me security please!
Boss: What the fvck is this?
Him: Umm, it's your beer sir.
Boss: You call Budweiser beer? And we ain't in the ghetto so I dont know why you picked up a ghetto 32oz'er.
Him: Well at the salary you're paying me, it's all I can afford.
Boss: Son, you better shotgun this sh!t right now or your a$$ is grass.
Him: Chug, chug, chug
Boss: You're dumber than I though. Did it cross your mind that drinking on the premise is ground for termination. Pack your sh!t and get the fvck out.
Him: But sir...
Boss: (On the intercom) Get me security please!
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: tm37
Lets hope the sex policy is more restrictive than the beer policy
I guess you are into bondage, huh?
wanna find out?
Funny.
But... please update the OP... easier than searching the thread for all the stuff posted by you!!
But... please update the OP... easier than searching the thread for all the stuff posted by you!!
Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Funny.
But... please update the OP... easier than searching the thread for all the stuff posted by you!!
Good point - it always annoys the hell out of me to go searching through the thread for the update.
meltdown75
Lifer
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:thumbsup: sweet conclusion. well, my visions of a booze cruise were a bit exaggerated, but it was fun.
sweet conclusion. well, my visions of a booze cruise were a bit exaggerated, but it was fun. TRENDING THREADS
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